Paige VanZant Announces A Book Deal (and demonstrates a motorboating skill)

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Apparently 22 years of age is not too young to publish an autobiography.
The inspiration for my motorboating remark is the 7 seconds that begin at 3:50.

 
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lmao, autobiography? WHO GIVES A SHIT

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I wonder how much fake shit she'll have in there

Wonder if she will tell everyone that she has a brother who is a child molester
 
She doesnt care about MMA. She is just another typical girl who wants to be famous in Hollywood
 
"I stand with Standing Rock..."
 
Well first I was born white and blonde.

Then I grew boobs. Small ones, but boobs.

I dance and lose fights. Sometimes I lose at dancing and win at fights.

I've never fought for a title or done much that is particularly interesting. I have the personality of a mild, pleasant air freshener.

The end.
 
Apparently 22 years of age is not too young to publish an autobiography.



She has both feet out of UfC and just stacking her options before getting paid to be pretty. I wish the kid well. Too pretty for the sport IMHO and lacks the skill set of the top talent. Had this been years ago, she could be bigger then Honda. The sport and division is just too far ahead.

If her book includes anything about her dating neck tats, I would buy it. wait wut?
 
Well first I was born white and blonde.

Then I grew boobs. Small ones, but boobs.

I dance and lose fights. Sometimes I lose at dancing and win at fights.

I've never fought for a title or done much that is particularly interesting. I have the personality of a mild, pleasant air freshener.

The end.
I hate when people exaggerate and over rate their favourite fighters. Stop drinking the Kool Aid bro
 
About the only thing I equate with her and motorboating would be her rear end, alright...

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Or...

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