Only in Canada - Man tries to evade police by floating away on ice chunk

two counts of assault, one count of uttering threats, one count of property damage and two counts of breach of probation.

In reality this guy should be a character on The Trailer Park Boys.
hes basically already Ricky.
 
Only in countries that get really cold in the winter...Canada is not the only one in the world. Could have happened in Russia, for example.

In Russia the ice is very solid this time of year.
 
We had an idiot here last week crash his car when police tried to pull him over for a traffic violation. He then ran and jumped in a half frozen and flooded creek. They pulled his body out the next day.
I had a friend that did that because he had 3 ounces of pot on him. He made it half ways across and hypothermia kicked in. Cop jumped in to save him, my friend grabbed the cop and lost consciousness. He took the cop under water with him. Another cop jumped in and saved both.
He got 15 years in the pokey and lost 2 toes.
 
lol at 'uttering threats' eh.
was there at least some syrup involved, hoser?
Hey, guy takes my syrup, there are going to be some threats uttered. That's just how I roll, eh.
 
Such intelligence.. until the cops meet them at the landing point ahah.
 
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