Media One of Brock Lesnar's USADA Samples "Mysteriously" Disappears from the database...

[in the liver]

Brian ortega drank it

 

[horseshoe_pass man]

I did say in another thread it looks like he's back on the juice. He has looked fuller lately compared to when he was all flabby in the summer

 

[WASSUPBRO]

we'll get to the bottom of this

 

[Death By Samson]

It probably just melted the vial.

 

[Vil7]

It is noteworthy that Lyoto Machida was seen in the building on the same day.

& his next fight is at heavyweight.

 

[Zefram Cochrane]

Its super obvious he popped and theyre covering it up. USADA is corrupt now since they said theyll no longer announce failed tests. UFC decided they had too many cards ruined by USADA pulling fighters, so now theyll just pay them more to make sure big draws dont publicly fail tests anymore.

Just look at DCs timeline to confirm: he beats Stipe and calls Brock out, seems logical that is his next fight, then suddenly Brock goes back on a run in WWE and DC takes a fight on 3 weeks notice with Lewis (risking losing his belt & the potential Lesnar fight had he lost). Why would DC suddenly want to fight a guy on short notice if the Brock fight was a sure thing?

Hey, how dare you? USADA has already stated publicly that they don't accept bribes!

 

[Eater of Souls]

Hey, how dare you? USADA has already stated publicly that they don't accept bribes!

They do whatever the fuck they want with shit for oversight. It takes epic fuckery for WADA to say so much as boo to anyone. And there are endless ways the process may be corrupted, starting at the collection end. People who act like their "security," "clarity" and "values" mean anything are either idiots or even bigger idiots.

 

[beastman]

Lost sample.......Bork's pee just melted the vial

 

[Harmonica]

SQL injection.

 

[UsernameLOL]

If this is true then USADA is a farce. First Jones gets off with a slap on the wrist and now Brock’s sample disappears. And if you’re a lower to mid-card fighter you get fucked because no one pulls any strings for you and you are less likely to have access to cutting edge drugs that are supposedly undetectable.

That said I’m incredulous; if they weren’t willing to conceal Jones’ results then why would they do it for Brock?

 

[tramendous]

 

[r-harper-1]

Likely an honest mistake

 

[EVIL WAR GOD]

Drug testing.

 

[Skarsgard]

SQL injection.

Am I missing another meaning for this or just coding?

 

[kalabula]

Its super obvious he popped and theyre covering it up. USADA is corrupt now since they said theyll no longer announce failed tests. UFC decided they had too many cards ruined by USADA pulling fighters, so now theyll just pay them more to make sure big draws dont publicly fail tests anymore.

Just look at DCs timeline to confirm: he beats Stipe and calls Brock out, seems logical that is his next fight, then suddenly Brock goes back on a run in WWE and DC takes a fight on 3 weeks notice with Lewis (risking losing his belt & the potential Lesnar fight had he lost). Why would DC suddenly want to fight a guy on short notice if the Brock fight was a sure thing?

It’s seem weird that UFC would implement a drug testing program just to undermine it so fighters don’t get popped.

 

[MescalineDreams]

I say let the man juice

anything that will ensure he shows up to receive his savage beating from DC

 

[binny]

It is noteworthy that Lyoto Machida was seen in the building on the same day.

Early frontrunner for best post of the day.

 

[Lay N Pray 101]

I don't even get why Brock is doing this. Shriveling himself up like a german meatball just so DC can punch his head in so Brock can buy more farmland in Canada?

Just get back on the goods and ride off in the sunset F5'ing in the WWE ffs.

Exactly. Lesnar is getting crazy money with the WWE. One of his stipulations in his WWE contract is that he gets $500,000 per main event match, plus merchandise and not to mention his millions of dollars in his annual salary.

But, I would love to see DC beat him up.

 

[Lay N Pray 101]

It is noteworthy that Lyoto Machida was seen in the building on the same day.

 

[Keithhackney]

It’s seem weird that UFC would implement a drug testing program just to undermine it so fighters don’t get popped.

It's to create the illusion of a level playing field. The ufc doesn't care if fighters juice but some people do. So they make a deal with
Usada to make it look like they care and are doing something. It's similar to the NFLs drug testing. It's just there to make the company look good even though it is pretty much useless.