OMG I ****** up real real bad

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  1. JinKazama

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    I don't even know why I bother sometimes ...
     
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    Just texted this to my buddies to inform them that the cockapocalypse is upon us - pants optional.
     
  3. CerebralKnievel

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    Something tells me that exacerbating this non-issue by returning to the scene and destroying private property is exactly the right move to make.
     
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    Damnit!
     
  5. Anung Un Rama

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    I think TS is on this video:

     
  6. BillytheFish

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    I feel at this stage you should stick to the fapping and eye contact, youre definitely more what people would consider a 'sexual predator', than a violent criminal per se. Play to your strengths sir.
     
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  7. Darth_Inv1ctu5

    Darth_Inv1ctu5 I will shit on everything you love

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    Time to move to New Zealand fam...
     
  8. CerebralKnievel

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    Next time, I suggest you gallop up on horseback and take a dump in the same spot, then swing your hat gloriously while spurring your steed off into the distance and yelling "yee haw!!!"
     
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    Make sure to shoot your load all over the camera.
    Rinse, repeat for the others.

    You’re gonna be a pornhub legend!
     
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  11. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    Your laptop webcam is hijacked. I'm watching the vid of you fapping to TS's video.

    I'll upload it here in a bit.
     
  12. Idonotbelieveit

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    Lol. Had a chuckle
     
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    i don’t see where things could go wrong
     
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  15. MikeMcMann

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    Damaging or threatening is stupid. If you force them to retort you to the police all of this goes in a police report and is public.

    If they did catch you on video then you just have to hope it does not get uploaded to an amateur porn site.

    See Johnny Drama in the Entourage Movie for your fate if they do.
     
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    You're going to have to go back out there with a dead body and bury it. If that doesn't make the news then you know no one watches the cam and you are ok.
     
  17. IloveTHIS

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    You mean you don’t store pictures in your head to jerk off? I have a whole album I go can go through to bust a nut
     
  19. Strychnine

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    Welcome to, TUBE ;)
     
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  20. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

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    Yeah everyone does but I pop those in when I’m watching naked ladies.

    I just don’t pump off to thoughts. That’s boring. Even a TV Guide is better than nothing. Lol
     
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