Oldie but Goodie: Emil Meek chokes out Poker player

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  1. usernamee

    usernamee Purple Belt

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    Hilarious

    The guy with the microphone got legit scared when the poker dude started twitching saying "Ok, ok, Emil, he's not feeling good, he's not feeling good right now, it was a little too much"

     
  2. Jvm

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    They seem like a nice couple
     
  3. loisestrad

    loisestrad Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    The guy with the microphone obviously had no idea of what he was doing or about to see.

    What a shitty journalist.
     
  4. Andretti

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    Lol. That 's a good one.

    But he's not famous for being a poker player but rather a hockey player in Norway
     
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  5. usernamee

    usernamee Purple Belt

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    If you're norwegian and you ain't Zucarello and you're sitting at a poker table, i'ma call you a poker player lulz

    Just kidding obv, didn't know that
     
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    "According to Harvard Medical Journal - it is safe or maybe not."
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  7. OneManGang

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    Just waiting for you posting those "recent" videoes of Bob Sapp crushing an apple in his hand.
     
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  8. Fstepp

    Fstepp Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card Yellow Card Banned

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    If you're Uzbekistani and you ain't Gundam Chicerillo and you're sitting at the toilet, i'ma call you a piano player and afficionado of sausage lolz0rz.
     
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    A little too touchy feely for my taste.
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  10. peacemaster

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    I’d so not do this! It doesn’t look fun
     
  11. Philtard

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    I expected Cody to turn up and them all start taking their clothes off.

    That was, um. Interesting.
     
  12. Ice Cold

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    One can be famous for being a hockey player in Norway? I was sure they just picked random people from the street when forming their team.
     
  13. dipstickjimmy

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    When I was in grade 7 or 8 we had a new student Charles show up. He was Native Indian and decided to show us that "The Sleeper" from pro wrestling was real. He grabbed me and choked me out in seconds. It was crazy how strong this guy was but we speculated he was several years older then all of us.
     
  14. dipstickjimmy

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    No they choose from Canadians with Norwegian heritage like most other countries.
     
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  15. fractal

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    Did the guy not believe he passed out? Understandable.
     
  16. TheScorpionDude

    TheScorpionDude Get over here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~==>

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    Not trying to be a party pooper, but why the fuck are people willingly doing this...

    Like it's not hard to do, anyone could do it if you don't resist... do some spinning shit instead, at least that's cool to watch and not everyone can do it.

    If God forbid you have some condition you're not aware of, you might not wake up.
     
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  17. rearnakedchoke

    rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    We did that thing where you push on a dudes chest against a wall as he breathes in or whatever. Kid started laughing as he passed out and cracked his head off the urinal. Never did it again.
     
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  18. Fossor

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    He took it much better than Rockhold
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. cooks1

    cooks1 No matter where you go-there you are

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    I've been to Norway a few times. But I can't say I remember men being THAT physically affectionate with one another in a social setting. Fascinating.
     
  20. HelloJapan

    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    All good. I remember (kinda) the first time I got choked out. I recommend everyone get choked out, at least once, by someone that knows what they're doing, of course.
     

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