Ok so I been asked this question in work by work colleagues and decided

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  1. Panmisiek

    Panmisiek Brown Belt

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    to ask Sherdoggers as well.

    Imagine you met that nice looking girl and managed to get her having sex with you. As she using tongue on your lower parts out of nowhere she is telling you that she's a trap.

    What your next step?

    1. Furiously end intercourse and
    a) sue
    b) punch
    c) both options
    2. Let carry on

    If it was really pretty and halfway the job then I think it would be inappropriate to stop the action, might as well carry on :D
     
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    mb23100 Silver Belt

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    What's a trap? You mean trannie? Honest answer: I'm pretty sure I would lose my erection and walk away never to be spoken of again
     
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    Phr3121 Black Belt Platinum Member

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    Ok, using tongue is not intercourse.

    A police woman posing as an escort, or …
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    Stranger Come Knocking Black Belt

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  5. Jimmy McGill

    Jimmy McGill S'all good man

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    I'm sure i'll get the tranny chasers telling me i'm talking bullshit, but outside of their professionally taken photographs, you'd need to be blind not to notice it was a dude with a mental illness.
     
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    Clear Winner Big Poppa Pars

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    Don't forget...

     
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  7. IReallyDoTrainUFC

    IReallyDoTrainUFC hi boiz!!

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    Why are Sherdoggers so against new experiences?
     
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    Clear Winner Big Poppa Pars

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    I'm not so sure, bro. They got Joe Budden.

     
  9. ocean size

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    If you were enjoying it, and now all of a sudden you are not going to go through with it, you are a fag.
     
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  10. M3t4tr0n

    M3t4tr0n Globalist Deep State Soros Bot

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    At that point it's too late and you are now officially gay so might as well finish.
     
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    Tuf_guy Silver Belt

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    Your work colleagues from work sound unprofessional.
    Plus I have this guy to Skype with at any time
    <AckbarTrap>
    <20>
     
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    I would never degrade a lady by making her use her tongue on my lower parts.

    That's vile.
     
  13. Winter-John

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    Son, if your fantasising about getting blown by a tranny then it's not a trap, it's wish fulfillment
     
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  14. Panmisiek

    Panmisiek Brown Belt

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    I know bud. Dirty bastards they are
     
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    Unless you were drunk as fuck in Pattaya, Thailand. Some of those ladyboys...its hard to tell.
     
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    I had my photo taken with one or two just to show my mates how hard it is to tell the difference.
     
  18. SamSchmidt

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    Luckily we were cruising with Thai Royal Army guys from the base we were on or I would have never known. They made sure we didn't get swindled. Heh
     
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    A mouth is a mouth.

    DUDES NIGHT OUT

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  20. IReallyDoTrainUFC

    IReallyDoTrainUFC hi boiz!!

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    As long as the there's no whiskers, a mouth is a mouth... I agree
     

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