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    I love Florida so much
     
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    I've had dubs for a lot less...controversial posts.
     
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    It's outbreak all over again. Call the president it's time to make a difficult choice.






    Not that difficult really,
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    Fake news.Florida man probably gave Supa Herp to the Monkeys.
     
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    Suck macaque? On second thought - no thanks.
     
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    Tourists should know by now to just use a condom.
     
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    dont fuck the monkeys in florida?
     
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    Seems like an easy fix. Hunt/trap them all until extinction. They're an exotic species anyways, who cares.
     
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    Somebody needs to teach these slutty monkeys about abstinence.
     
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    Careful there, someone may understand something else.
     
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    they should do what they do in India --- just get bigger more imposing monkeys to scare off the macaques.

    Here is one of the bigger monkeys trained for security for the 2010 Commonwealth games in Delhi.

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    @Zer you been fucking monkeys again?
     
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    That was just a phase bro. My herpes is basically symptomless.
     
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    He's English, ain't he? Unless he is on holiday at Walt Disney World--where every Brit seems to go for vacation--he ain't catching monkey herp, just the trans-virus.
    @Zer
     
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    he gets around a bit.
     
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