No Hype For That Platinum Strap?

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  1. Yamcha White Belt

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    Did anyone else but me follow the fictional belt created by Mike Perry?

    to paraphrase, he said something like 'i may not have the ww belt but at least i have this platinum belt' before his first lost.

    i am too drunk to recall exactly but platinum nation you know i know you know the quote.

    So Perry lost his hypothetical Platinum belt to the male model man.

    Jouban model man then lost it badly to gunnar nelson.

    Soon after gunnar lost via 'some eyepoke shit and such' to ponzinibbio.



    so 2/3 questions...

    Has it secretly been ''Santiago 'Platinum' Ponzinibbio'' since the Gunnar pokes?
    /Was it therefore "'Platinum' Gunnar Nelson' before that?

    And finally, do ya'll care that Mike Perry about to ACTUALLY be Platinum Mike Perry again?

    That platinum title he embodied into a fictional belt is nearly back in his grasp.

    Where you at platinum nation? (no really though, one of yall tag the rest of yall cuz i can't remember ANYONE rn no offense)

    Perry about to be Platinum again and errybody was so busy denying he ever lost it they aren't even excited that he's about to be 'mmath of his own doing' 'platinum' mike 'perry' proper once again.

    Edit to add- all fucking around aside this is gonna be a slick ass fight, i expect mike reclaims his 'platinum' 'birthright'
     
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    hope he loses. he reminds me of an illiterate drunk white trash american. He needs to be knocked down a notch. regardless im sure the fight will be good
     
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    Solid post lol
     
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    No doubt. Good fighter though, and this will be a good fight.

    It's just funny to me that no one seemed to remember this platinum belt shit lol/the fact he is about to reclaim the fiction he fake lost in a real fight and his whole nation doesn't seem to mention it.

    Classic
     
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    his nation are dumber than dog shit, they can barely remember to breath
     
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    Look at the welterweight division and what happens to its contenders. Look at guys like , hendricks, koscheck, ellenberger. You're life at the top is a flash in the pan. The guy is young with some power and skill. Soon he will be in the same spot as ellenberger though
     
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    He lost that belt to Alan Jouban a while ago. Then Jouban threw it in the trash somewhere.
     
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    Perry will take it from the ponz and then take woodley’s. He’s been training for those eye pokes so ponz should leave on a stretcher.
     
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    hope he wins. he reminds me of an illiterate drunk white trash american. He needs to be elevated up a notch. regardless im sure the fight will be good
     
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    Ponzi is better
     
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    The pinnacle of pop culture right here lol, generic insert quote memes for movies at or nearing 20 years old.

    Never change, Asia
     
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    Also solid post lol
     
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    Platinum will never lose that
     
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    Id like to say that I hope he gets KO'd but that would only further the brain damage he undoubtedly suffers from. People need to realize that when the village idiot get beaten senseless it only make his powers stronger. Let us pray for enlightenment for Mr. Perry. He's already drowning in stupid. No need for spit.
     
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    I don't know...there's an image two posts below yours that could earn the award.
     
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