Yea but how many out of those 4 billion can punch mofos with their hair all whilst maintaining a thicc booty?
I must be old. I have no idea what that is.
I'm just picturing all the virgins choosing her and while they're jerking off to her body, their opponent is busy beating their ass and afterwards, getting laid by an actual woman.
Characters from Nintendo's newest big IP Splatoon. Only came out in 2015 so not surprising if you don't know.
You seem a little too offended by this.
Not offended, just having fun at the expense of people who fap to video game characters.
I'm really looking forward to getting some gameplay on this. I loved playing Raving Rabids with the wife, but this is a cross over and I hear it may be an RPG. I have know idea how the game will play, I just know I can't wait.
I'm just picturing all the virgins choosing her and while they're jerking off to her body, their opponent is busy beating their ass and afterwards, getting laid by an actual woman.
I guess porn would give you a heart attack then...
Nope.