NFL Discussion v75: The Great Rustling

[PUO3]

I'll take you to suplex city.

Ill knock that man bun off your dome.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Unruly Vikings fan spits on innocent Eagles fan while being escorted our by security...

 

[PolishHeadlock]

I had a driver in Westchester in 2004 tell me a crazy story. One of the other limo drivers at his company had a drop off in boston right after the 0-3 comeback. He's just outside of Boston and decides to get gas and something to drink before driving back to NYC.

Dude goes in to pay for the gas and when he comes out he sees that his limo is on fire. Some local "boston guy" types saw the New York plates and decided to pour gas on the limo and light it on fire.

Lol holy fuck

 

[jefferz]

THey used to have a jail and courthouse below the vet. Now you know why.

I would never take my kid to an Iggles game. I was on a cross country flight with an idiot Giants fan -- he explained all of the dumb stuff he'd done at games. I asked him if he'd ever done any of those things in Philly and he said, "sure". Almost got thrown off the top of the stadium. Real geniuses all the way round.

On a couple of Minneapolis's sports talk radio shows today they had callers from Philly saying their fans have gotten out of hand. The recurring recommendations were to stay out of the tailgate parties in the parking lot and the upper deck.

 

[Gregolian]

Viqueens are an embarrassment to their name sake.




Which is a good thing cause fuck 'im

 

[therealdope]

On a couple of Minneapolis's sports talk radio shows today they had callers from Philly saying their fans have gotten out of hand. The recurring recommendations were to stay out of the tailgate parties in the parking lot and the upper deck.

Same goes for the Jets. I went to one game at the Meadowlands in the upper deck and I was like, "I'm good, no need to return". It was a Dolphins game. Thank the lord almighty it wasnt' a Bills game and me in Bills gear.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Chris Long calling out the NFL lol

 

[Gregolian]

Chris Long calling out the NFL lol

I've always liked Long for some reason.

Comparins his first photo with the Rams to when he was with the Pats dude looks like a Marine that got done with his third tour in Vietnam.

EDIT:
Found it

 

[jefferz]

Same goes for the Jets. I went to one game at the Meadowlands in the upper deck and I was like, "I'm good, no need to return". It was a Dolphins game. Thank the lord almighty it wasnt' a Bills game and me in Bills gear.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole Bills fans being the worst. For a long time, if you heard that the Raider fans sacrificed someone in the stands it wouldn't have been that surprising.

 

[INeedARemedy]

Starting to believe Philly actually has a legit chance....

 

[Gregolian]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole Bills fans being the worst. For a long time, if you heard that the Raider fans sacrificed someone in the stands it wouldn't have been that surprising.

Well, one of their fans killed themselves at a tailgate so...

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I'm still laughing so hard I'm crying about this.

 

[Gregolian]

I'm still laughing so hard I'm crying about this.

What makes me laugh about that play is how it was a 50 something yard return but he probably ran almost 80 with the east to west portion of the run.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

What makes me laugh about that play is how it was a 50 something yard return but he probably ran almost 80 with the east to west portion of the run.

God it was incredible. I remember cheering for the Vikes because my friend sitting with us at the bar was a big Vikes fan and as a Pats fan I thought they would be more of a concern.


Eagles fans are probably the worst in the country though. So hoping we murder those cunts.

Btw. Y'all know if Gronk will be back for the SB?

 

[Gregolian]

God it was incredible. I remember cheering for the Vikes because my friend sitting with us at the bar was a big Vikes fan and as a Pats fan I thought they would be more of a concern.


Eagles fans are probably the worst in the country though. So hoping we murder those cunts.

Btw. Y'all know if Gronk will be back for the SB?

He has 2 weeks. He should be back.

I still think he got knocked woozy from how he landed basically head first on the turf and not the helmet contact.

 

[PUO3]

I had a driver in Westchester in 2004 tell me a crazy story. One of the other limo drivers at his company had a drop off in boston right after the 0-3 comeback. He's just outside of Boston and decides to get gas and something to drink before driving back to NYC.

Dude goes in to pay for the gas and when he comes out he sees that his limo is on fire. Some local "boston guy" types saw the New York plates and decided to pour gas on the limo and light it on fire.

Fuck everything Boston except for Lager, clam chowder, and that sweet accent.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Depends which Nick Foles you get.

If you get 2013 Foles you are fine since he is the football equivalent of Healthy Sea Level Cain , Chuck with that look in his eyes , Motivated BJ Penn , Prime Fedor and the rest of the bunch

But if you get Post 2013 Foles then you may be in trouble. However right now he is playing like 2013 Foles.

I've started to think of him as Teen Gohan. He showed a very high power level, fell off, lost his confidence, then had to go through special training to to try to get back into form.

Hopefully he shows up in top form next week.

 

[JackWhite]

Starting to believe Philly actually has a legit chance....

 

[Ikuza]

I've started to think of him as Teen Gohan. He showed a very high power level, fell off, lost his confidence, then had to go through special training to to try to get back into form.

Hopefully he shows up in top form next week.

Spoiler

Gohan just loss, so I really like the comparison.

 

[therealdope]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole Bills fans being the worst. For a long time, if you heard that the Raider fans sacrificed someone in the stands it wouldn't have been that surprising.

Bills fans are scary. The guy next to me at the last game I went to looked like some mass murderer from a horror movie. At some point in the 4th qtr they panned the stadium cam around showing various fans and it was something like the family in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'm looking at the people and it's disturbing when the horror movie character next to me turns and says to me, "there are some scary looking people in this stadium". I'm thinking, "yup and you're the leader of the pack you mongoloid".

WHen the Bills finally made the playoffs in 1988 to start their golden era of success the fans stormed the field. Sure, no problem-- makes sense. And then a bunch of fans took out machetes and butcher knives and started carving up the astro turf --- ?!?!?! WTF?

Best Raider story I've heard was from a Petros and Money. Raiders fans are doing PCP in the parking lot before the game. Later at half time in the bathroom they see one of the Angel Dusters with his head puking in a garbage can and his buddies urinating on the back of his head while laughing at him.