NFL Discussion: Abortles

[HomerThompson]

This is all Von's fault. Broncos should release him immediately.

I think the Chiefs would be willing to take him off their hands.

 

[Gregolian]

I think the Chiefs would be willing to take him off their hands.

Packers first

 

[Michaelangelo]

Chad Kelly slipped the officer a cool 100 dollar bill

that bill got intercepted

 

[Gregolian]

that bill got intercepted

Figured it ended up in Mia Khalifa's DMs.

 

[Diamond Jim]

 

[El Chimpo]

Wtf is up with chad kellys eyes

 

[Gregolian]

@PUO3 @RR

 

[PUO3]

Got a laugh out of this. Dumb ass Gruden will probably screw it up either way.

 

[thedevious]

Hoping the rumors about Janoris Jenkins getting traded are true. A day 2 pick would be perfect. Could probably get a late day 3 pick for Damon Harrison too. Some teams contending for the yoffs with bad defenses out there.

 

[Cantalope]

Jags going to smash Philly. London Bortles is GOAT.

 

[volodya]

No clue. Apparently no alcohol in his system either.

Reminds of when Chandler Jones showed up at the cop shop ripped on the synthetic pots

 

[Dizzy]

Wtf is up with chad kellys eyes

That’s not a very nice thing to ask.

 

[PUO3]

@PUO3 @RR

Literally couldnt be more thrilled that Cooper got traded. Fuck him.

 

[El Chimpo]

That’s not a very nice thing to ask.

Im serious tho lol

 

[Dizzy]

In all seriousness, Kelly likely needs some help. Dude has been off the rails since college. Hope he gets it.

 

[JackWhite]

Jags going to smash Philly. London Bortles is GOAT.

GOAT and Blake Bortles shouldn't ever be used in the same sentence. Even as a joke.

 

[Poon Goon]

In all seriousness, Kelly likely needs some help. Dude has been off the rails since college. Hope he gets it.

Some people will say that it is just a minor thing, but with his history and what he stands to lose it is pretty fucking big. The stakes notwithstanding, it is insane to get so fucked up you walk into a stranger's house.

 

[INeedARemedy]

Hoping the rumors about Janoris Jenkins getting traded are true. A day 2 pick would be perfect. Could probably get a late day 3 pick for Damon Harrison too. Some teams contending for the yoffs with bad defenses out there.

He sounds like a total moron, but it seems like when he tries he's pretty close to elite

.....never a good thing to start sentences with "when he tries"

 

[Thread]

Wtf is up with chad kellys eyes

They are diagonally correct.

 

[Cantalope]

GOAT and Blake Bortles shouldn't ever be used in the same sentence. Even as a joke.

Sir Blake goes off across the pond.