New light-heavyweight destroyer hails from down under

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  1. Eckhart Tolle Yellow Belt

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    Seriously, how do you defend against a 200lb Kagaroo, (that's ripped and obviously juicing), has better striking than Rousey (ok, that's not saying much, but still...) and that can stand on its tail and deliver a double nut shot with both its horned feet that would make Keith Hackney proud:

     
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    You can't do anything against such kangaroo , A+ level athlete.
     
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    Also, better trash talking skills than all of Team Alpha Male
     
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    Lets see him make it past USADA
     
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  6. MMA4Life Not here to troll.

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    He has no ground game. He will gas in round one and then get dropped in round two and subbed via RNC.
     
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    Cmon and my post about BJs BJs gets deleted lol
     
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  8. MMA4Life Not here to troll.

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    lol you made a post called Bjs for BJ and didn't think it would be deleted. Guess Mods find this just lighthearted and ridiculous while they found your post sexual?
     
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    The chest bump had me in tears.

     
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    Man with the current state of the LHW division I wouldnt even mind a kangaroo freakshow fight, as long as its some fresh blood in there.
     
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  11. QcChopper YAMMA-HA

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    There is kangaroo meat at my grocery store. I have never tried it, as I am afraid the meat might be a bit springy.
     
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    Was hoping this was a cleverly disguised Big Swinging Johnson thread...












    Disappointed...
     
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