New crossover sport. Swimming.

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  1. RiotWyatt

    RiotWyatt Brown Belt

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    Dominick Reyes is looking good and the dude has a very peculiar body type: extra long torso in comparison to his legs. That is a swimmer's body.

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    One of the greatest athletes of all time, Michael Phelps, has the biggest discrepancies in torso/leg ratio. Here is a picture of Phelps standing beside an inferior, normal bodied, person.
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    He's got the whole package: Long torso, long arms, big shoulders, short legs and even huge penguin flippers for feet.

    Think about this: Below Sea-Level Cain. That is scary.
     
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    Swimming isn't a sport. It's like golf or tennis or WNBA or WMMA

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  3. JohnMangala

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    This may be a joke thread. But swimming is one of the best ways to develop a great 1 2.

    It is the source of broad shoulder swimmers. With broad shoulders comes great power.

    I mean freestyle is pretty much the 1 2 motion as you pull yourself through resistence.
     
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    I once dated a girl who was smoking hot, but when i realized she had long torso and short legs, it felt weird.
     
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    I was going to write a snarky reply but I got mesmerized by Phelp's fish body.
     
  6. RiotWyatt

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    That combined with the endurance and cardio it takes to swim. Plus, when fights get into deep waters, they are more experienced.
     
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    I dated a swimmer once. Realized they absolutely need to shower after swimming, it's like they just ran. ugh
     
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    I dated an octopus once, but realized she was a bit too clingy.
     
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    Sounds like that breadmaker who was too kneady
     

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