Neill Blomkamp to Direct ROBOCOP RETURNS

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  1. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Gold Belt

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    Michael B. Jordan would be the safe bet, if I were the casting director.
     
  2. Hogey

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    Idris Elba would make a great robo cop
     
  3. loyalyolayal

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    Too old to do cybernetic-parkour stuff. We could cast him as Jordan's gay husband to check more boxes.
     
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    Sexist piece of shit.

    Jane Lynch is my pick.
     
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  5. Squint Eastwood

    Squint Eastwood DESERVE

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    Should be called GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK ROBOCOP.

    And I hopley Copley refers to him as Robot Cop in that accent that kinda sounds like he's saying Robert Cop. "Leesen, Drobit Coupe. Dun't yew toke beck, Oi'm yo meeniger!"
     
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    Not surprised. blomkamp is a big robocop fan. Some obvious homages in Chappie.
     
  7. TheRuthlessOne

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    Neill Blomkamp is a hack
     
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    The funny thing is I recently watched them like two years ago and they are still good movies. I like the way the new Robocop looked in the reboot\remake\sequel whatever it was but everything else in that movie was garbage.
     
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    I feel I won't want to buy this for a dollar.
     
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    MC OverPressure Hello, freak bitches

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    Only way they get my ass in the seat is if Peter Weller is in this movie

    Give me a 70 year old Robocop who is brought out of retirement after the new models go haywire
     
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    calm down, forrest whittaker.
     
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    Debt ess no dooble lettuce in Forest Whitaker nemb.
     
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    So my understanding is that this is a rewritten script of the original sequel script that went unproduced back in the 80s due to a writer's strike. So it's essentially a direct sequel to the original film. I hope they manage to wrangle Peter Weller into a role somewhere. Hell, let him play Robocop as a mostly motion capture performance so he doesn't have to deal with the hell of acting in that costume at age 71.
     
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    It'll probably be a horror film where Robocop is programmed to shoot every black person he sees on sight. Which would be some hilarious satire if Verhoeven were directing it
     
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    IN. For more Robo. Hey I will take what I can get! New The Predator movie included!
     
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    This is now bordering on Morgan Freeman level of bad.
     
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    europe1 It´s a nice peninsula to Asia

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    Would be pretty funny to see Kinnaman star in two RoboCop remakes in five years.
     
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    europe1 It´s a nice peninsula to Asia

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    Chappie is the sort of thing they show terrorist at Guantanamo so to make them talk.

    One of the worst movies I've ever seen.
     

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