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sig worthyYou can't fight for shit and are gonna get your ass kicked. So you should probably just offer the guy a hand job now and avoid the embarrassment.
sig worthyYou can't fight for shit and are gonna get your ass kicked. So you should probably just offer the guy a hand job now and avoid the embarrassment.
You can't fight for shit and are gonna get your ass kicked. So you should probably just offer the guy a hand job now and avoid the embarrassment.
“Lava and hyperdemic needles” used to be the only way a jiu Jitsu guy could lose. It was a reason to not go to the ground. It’s an old joke. I was being sarcastic...
For real though, I am not sure how much jiu Jitsu I would use in a real street fight. I’ve never been in a fight since I’ve learned it. I used to be a good hockey brawler back in the day. I wonder if I would just resort back to that.
only if you dont have power
My old instructor (black belt) would say that in fights he would always just end up punching people.
This man was also a a degenerate however - he was prone to substance abuse and would try to fight people in the parking lot during class. Last I heard he tried to steal something out of a CVS. A security guard tackled him and he tried to get the SG in a leglock (maybe heelhook). Apparently the security guard beat the shit out of him.
I also used to train under a U.S. Marshall (black belt). He taught us this maneuver where he gets you in mount, hooks his hand around your neck onto your chin to turn it parallel to the ground, and then smothers you with his torso. He leaves just enough space for him to be able to punch you in the face with his other hand. It was awesome.
Moral of the story is that yes, you might just start wildin out in a real fight too.
I also used to train under a U.S. Marshall (black belt). He taught us this maneuver where he gets you in mount, hooks his hand around your neck onto your chin to turn it parallel to the ground, and then smothers you with his torso. He leaves just enough space for him to be able to punch you in the face with his other hand. It was awesome.
<{monica}>You can't fight for shit and are gonna get your ass kicked. So you should probably just offer the guy a hand job now and avoid the embarrassment.
It took me 2 years of judo just to become relevant on the ground with bigger (untrained) opponents. Now I say that loosely because it was just grappling and just for fun. I constantly try to grapple bigger guys to see where I can improve. When I say bigger-these guys had 20-70lbs on me. But I could beat them after enough training. The problem is, a little bjj here and there for 10wks isn't going to help you a whole lot. Your best bet would be work on a few chokes and learn to use a guard to get back to your feet.Yo, forum, I need to beat up a guy in about 2.5-3 months. I'd been training boxing for some time when I was younger, so I got the basics here - need the conditionning now to be able to move like I used to.
Now, the pb is that the guy is ~20kg heavier than myself and prob will also do some preparation work. Although he has much less boxing xp than me, he is much younger, taller and heavier.
So I was thinking to take some grappling classes for a couple of months. now the Q to you, gents and lassies, will this actually be of a significant help to me? Or a mostly waste of time?
Any other advice? Except bringing a gun to the fight.
In your first 3 months of bjj, did you ever reverse anyone, sweep, pass guard, or mount them? In a street fight, any of those things is enough to win the fight on the ground.
Best advice in the 1st response and you guys are still discussing this... SMH.You want real advice? Don't do this. It sounds like an avoidable, pointless clusterfuck of ego and testosterone.
I’m interested! We had a local white belt at our gym doing those Facebook street fights, he won all his matches on the streets with a years training but all the guys in the gym mauled him like a child. To be fair his competition was pathetic. Look up “icy mike” on FB. It was/is entertaining though.
In 3 months of training BJJ, OP will only delay the inevitable.
Bum fucking?Handjob is not an option... unfortunately.
Yeah, it will be in a park so a street fight.