Names and Personalities

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  1. NHB7

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    Share some names youve heard that have consistently been matched with consistent personalities.

    Example:

    Every Randy I ever knew was a total asshole.

    Every Owen I’ve known was harmless but weird.

    Every Dustin I’ve met has been white trash, but the friendly and hilarious type.
     
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    Every Becky I've met has been white
     
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    Every girl that had lynn as part of her name was slutty.
     
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    Every Dustin, and RAndy I have met were all alpha. Asshole depends on the beta. I even knew a Black Randy with an asian last name. He is jamaican descent and probably has some chinese. He was a great athlete.

    EVery Todd I met was a great fighter, and really tough except for one. I always figured Brads were really super popular, but I met one that was not.
     
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    Muhammad....."different"
     
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    and Jen,Jenny,Jennifer ect.
     
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    Every Jon I know who spells his name without an H does steroids.
     
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    Guys named Skylar, Sage or Chance (minus the rapper) usually go to a private school, play rugby or baseball or football, and throw sick house parties at their parents beach house.
     
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    Every Jonathan I've known has been a major asshole. It's like in prison you shank the first guy you see so everyone knows not to mess with you. You meet a Jonathan you've gotta shank a guy in front of him just to let him know you don't fuck about
     
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    Every Albert Fish I’ve ever met is a REAL jerk!
     
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    Every Johnathan I’ve known that didn’t shorten his name to John was very Narcissistic.
     
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    Every poster that was part of tl /fwi were total weird fucks.
     
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    Norm, is that you?
     
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