My Wife told me that I spend too much time on Sherdog........

[ReAnimator Reagan]

and I told her she could kiss my ass!





Discuss......

tell her she can kiss your ass and suck my D...literally.....

 

[Jim Bob]

sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this only means she is banging other dude(s) on the side, time for a divorce, are you ready to be homeless though? anyway it will be worth it

What God has brought together, Let no man separate!

 

[Pliny Pete]

She told me the same thing

 

[Jim Bob]

tell her she can kiss your ass and suck my D...literally.....

What can I say...I'm speechless.

 

[lsa]

I'd divorce you and look for a new husband on Sherdog.

but do you bake cookies?

 

[JAEGERX]

What God has brought together, Let no man separate!

more bad news, there is no god

 

[Jim Bob]

more bad news, there is no god

He knows your name whether or not you know His.

 

[CoolB]

What God has brought together, Let no man separate!

Were you facebooking with God one day and he's like dude, you gotta meet this chick!

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

Watch out bro. A lot of women will complain about their husbands spending too much time on Sherdog and not giving them enough attention then they go on Sherdog to see what it is all about. They come across someone named Mr Mojo and they think "Wow, he sounds so sexy and dreamy. I'll send him a message."

 

[Jim Bob]

Were you facebooking with God one day and he's like dude, you gotta meet this chick!

I'm not on Facebook. We've been married for 11 years!

 

[Jim Bob]

Watch out bro. A lot of women will complain about their husbands spending too much time on Sherdog and not giving them enough attention then they go on Sherdog to see what it is all about. They come across someone named Mr Mojo and they think "Wow, he sounds so sexy and dreamy. I'll send him a message."

LOL

 

[CoolB]

I'm not on Facebook. We've been married for 11 years!

Ok so you were hanging with the big guy at a community singles dance and he was like DUDE!!! I think that girl looking at you is interested. Just a hunch

 

[lsa]

Ok so you were hanging with the big guy at a community singles dance and he was like DUDE!!! I think that girl looking at you is interested. Just a hunch

yes he was

 

[The Diplomat]

I smoke a blunt to take the pain out, if I wasn't on sherdog id probably blow my brains out.


Is that what u told her? If not do it.

 

[SammyPops]

Pic of said wife, preferably with a BBC in her mouth.

 

[Sycho Sid]

No...We love each other. She went back to the kitchen and started baking cookies!

Do you call your wife mother?

 

[Jim Bob]

Pic of said wife, preferably with a BBC in her mouth.

I don't want my sherbros thinking dirty thoughts.

 

[Revolver]

Wouldn't be surprised if she starts having a girls night out and ends up leaving you.

 

[Jim Bob]

Do you call your wife mother?

NO... She's my wife, not my mom.

 

[Jim Bob]

Wouldn't be surprised if she starts having a girls night out and ends up leaving you.

Unfortunately, I'm not as rich as you Revolver.