My tongue is swollen and I'm concerned

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Guys is Clippy dead? Not just a little dead but I mean big tongue dead?

 

[ralphc1]

Last seen Wednesday at about the time of this thread.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Since this started Wednesday night, if he didn't get help, not much we can do.

 

[Kobra420]

This guy is so full shit. I feel bad for if you believe his bullshit.

Try it before you run your mouth....it's true.

 

[Graves The Elder]

now if only your fingers would get swollen, you wouldn't be able to create shit tier threads.

jk, Clippy. you know I love you.

 

[CrimsonFan]

Damn Clippy died.

Oh well

 

[aldeniro78]

Likeliest scenario is he choked on his own tongue

Whoops!

 

[Clippy]

I found some old packs of cinnamon gum in the attic and chewed them all at once

Seems to be what caused it

 

[ralphc1]

I thought you died. I was expecting to see an article about a hearse getting lost in the cemetery. Glad you pulled through. Were you in hospital or just trolling us?

 

[Clippy]

I thought you died. I was expecting to see an article about a hearse getting lost in the cemetery. Glad you pulled through. Were you in hospital or just trolling us?

I never went to the hospital I just waited it out

It wasn't THAT swollen

you guys exaggerate

 

[aldeniro78]

So you’re allergic to your attic?

 

[Clippy]

So you’re allergic to your attic?

I don't chew gum really so my tongue wasn't used to all the gum I chewed at once

 

[JOE QUEEF]

 

[Clippy]

was actually

 

[aldeniro78]

I don't chew gum really so my tongue wasn't used to all the gum I chewed at once

Hey it happens

 

[ralphc1]

Who left gum in your attic?

 

[Clippy]

Who left gum in your attic?

I don't know I only bought this house 3 years ago

 

[IndyCovaHart]

did he dieded?

Oh he lives

cool

 

[CerebralKnievel]

I don't know I only bought this house 3 years ago

No faulting you there. Find gum in an attic left by someone else - the only logical thing to do is to chew all of it at once.

 

[Clippy]

No faulting you there. Find gum in an attic left by someone else - the only logical thing to do is to chew all of it at once.

I can't wait to see what treasures I find next!

I did get my foot tangled up in some old knob and tube wiring