My roommate left the gas on the stove on

[Don Quixote]

I had to go check my stove after reading this. I got a little paranoid.

 

[LHWBelt]

I wouldn't worry boutbit

 

[IloveTHIS]

you should honestly kick the shit out of your roommate

 

[Jack Reacheround]

you should honestly kick the shit out of your roommate

This. I have had a horrible roommate before but even he never left the stove on. We had an electric stove, but still. Kick that fucking bitch out. I bet he’s a real mamma’s boy, isn’t he. I know this because those types always do suit like that since their moms would always walk behind them turning off the stove, picking up their garbage, cleaning their rooms, etc.

 

[Kraysla]

I agree with the other guys, roomie's gotta go. Give him an uppercut on his way out the door.

 

[dildos]

Is your roommate hitler?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Why do you have a roommate as an adult?

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Why do you have a roommate as an adult?

I own a house and the extra 600-650 a month helps.. if I didn’t have ridiculously high school loans, I wouldn’t need one

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I own a house and the extra 600-650 a month helps.. if I didn’t have rediculiously high school loans I wouldn’t need one

I was just rattling your cage amigo

 

[genecop]

I own a house and the extra 600-650 a month helps.. if I didn’t have rediculiously high school loans I wouldn’t need one

You had to pay for high school?

 

[davidlemonparty]

You had to pay for high school?

Yeh man what the fuxk is a high school loan. I hope you meant University or college otherwise feels bad man.gif
Life is hard enough without needing to get loans to go to damn high school

 

[Kardashians]

This. I have had a horrible roommate before but even he never left the stove on. We had an electric stove, but still. Kick that fucking bitch out. I bet he’s a real mamma’s boy, isn’t he. I know this because those types always do suit like that since their moms would always walk behind them turning off the stove, picking up their garbage, cleaning their rooms, etc.

I have terrible memory and regularly forget to turn the stove off ): never had anybody following behind me. I’m just the worst is all lol.

 

[Kardashians]

Yeh man what the fuxk is a high school loan. I hope you meant University or college otherwise feels bad man.gif
Life is hard enough without needing to get loans to go to damn high school

 

[GergreG]

Thanks. I live in a cape so Atleast I don’t have an attic where it could collect . Problem is it’s 19 degrees out so nose is stuffy

How long have you lived in a cape? Do you pretend fly around the house?

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Sounds like next months gas bill is on him..

 

[Timetravel_0]

LIght a match and will instantly get rid of all the gas without you having to air out the place. just kidding / don't do this

 

[EyeOfNewt]

I have terrible memory and regularly forget to turn the stove off ): never had anybody following behind me. I’m just the worst is all lol.

Not surprising. You also forget to put pants on

 

[Kardashians]

Not surprising. You also forget to put pants on

Wearing yoga pants as I type this. And I’m drunk at 8am so . . . Yeah I’m still the worst LOL

 

[Uber_Noober]

Sure the cat didn't do it? Cats are evil

@HI SCOTT NEWMAN

 

[Double Dragon]