My girlfriend prefers a dildo instead of my penis.

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  1. BeanieBoy Banned

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    So to teach her a lesson I put Icy Hot in her bottle of lube. Wait till that bitch decides to use her dildo instead of me she will get the shock of her life.
     
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    next time you stick it in her ass, put superglue on it instead of lube,



    let that bitch get it!!!!
     
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    paint your penis black like her dildo
     
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    it is weird because I am a little over 6" and the dildo that she likes is a tan one that is about 5". I don't get it.
     
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    Only because the tranny has a cock of her own
     
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    Why are you punishing her because you can't satisfy her? You should rub icy hot on your penis to punish yourself for not knowing how to pleasure your own woman.
     
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    Maybe she should try my penis. Have her call me. (Post pics first of course)
     
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    lmao....nice rex, do you really need to break his spirit anymore....

    if so....

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    :D
     
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    It's true i not seeing why she has to get the shitty end of this deal if you are the one that fails at the sexing.
    Maybe she prefers it simply based on the fact it stays up longer than 5 mins who knows
     
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    the dildo has better skills
     
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    you need more batteries in your pantaloones



    you should still glue it in her ass tho, seriously
     
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  12. sugarboyae Guest

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    the hell is this?
     
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  13. Momentus** Guest

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    Haha read Cosmo magazine. That should help you out.
     
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    Mine does too, but that is primarily because I am too big... no lie. (Or at least that is what she tells me...)

    She is tiny.... 4'11" 90 lbs... 15 yo....


    (just kidding about the 15 yo part. She's 26...)
     
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    Duhhh! It's two inches longer than you pee pee...hee, hee:redface:
     
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    Maybe she prefers Mexicans?
     
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    Damn man, on top of having a tiny pecker, you don't even know how to use it.


    Might I suggest a fleshlight?
     
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    You suck at math.
     
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  19. wig84** Guest

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    Well just buy a strap-on that way you can at least simulate having sex with her.
     
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    damn you are terrible at math boy.
     
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