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I have this friend, well, more of an acquaintance. He's having a bit of a crisis. Let's call this friend "Moca". Now Moca is a grown ass man but he doesn't always act like one. Up until recently, he's had an imaginary friend. We'll call this make-believe person "Schlippy".
Moca is unhappy because his relationship with Schlippy isn't schlipping as smoothly as it used to. Moca's starting to realize Schlippy isn't real and he has never been real. As Moca's only realfriend acquaintance, naturally I am the one he came to for guidance. Now I'm being bombarded by all these questions like:
"Was Schlippy ever real?"
"Am I real? How would I know if I'm real or just some make-believe person?"
"If Schlippy isn't real, what have I been doing with myself all this time?"
"What about all those women I slept with who inexplicably looked like Schlippy with blonde wigs? Were they real?"
"Do you think I am Schlippy and Schlippy is actually me?"
"Why do fools fall in love?"
"Do you think I'll ever become a Sherdog mod?"
I'm not equipped to answer these heavy questions and I may accidentally make things worse. What do you guys think? How should I deal with this guy?
Moca is unhappy because his relationship with Schlippy isn't schlipping as smoothly as it used to. Moca's starting to realize Schlippy isn't real and he has never been real. As Moca's only real
"Was Schlippy ever real?"
"Am I real? How would I know if I'm real or just some make-believe person?"
"If Schlippy isn't real, what have I been doing with myself all this time?"
"What about all those women I slept with who inexplicably looked like Schlippy with blonde wigs? Were they real?"
"Do you think I am Schlippy and Schlippy is actually me?"
"Why do fools fall in love?"
"Do you think I'll ever become a Sherdog mod?"
I'm not equipped to answer these heavy questions and I may accidentally make things worse. What do you guys think? How should I deal with this guy?