My 7 year old grand daughter can solve a rubiks cube.

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    She asked me for one a couple weeks ago. I thought it was sorta weird, but she is an unusual kid. Anyhow, I was showing her how to do it. I got 2 sides done and gave up.

    Sometime last week, while her mom was driving her home from school, she was making a video of her self finishing the cube on her Ipad. My daughter found the video and showed it to me, and I thought she faked it somehow. But no, she can actually do it.
     
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    oh, her 'Rubik's cube'
    in her mouth I found her pube
    our 'Moon Light Danube'

    #haikubattlestyle
     
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    my niece is dumb as dog shit
     
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    put it in her butt
    yes, she is that type of slut
    then give her the nut

    k, that was dirty. sorry to derail your fred TS.
     
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    Found video on Youtube on how to solve cube
    Asked for cube
    Practiced on cube
    Made her own Youtube video for another person's grandchild to learn from
     
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    Mine too. Luckily she's only my niece though marriage.
     
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    shitty haiku
     
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    Net full of wonders
    Knowledge passed off as your own
    Now cube me outside
     
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    Is she an attention whore like grandpa?
     
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    Is that possible? I know there is a pattern to follow, but I have never bothered. And I sort of think it isn't as easy as that either. Plus she did it in like 3 minutes.
     
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    Oh, it seems cute now, but when the government recruits her for a "special school" and she ends up becoming a CIA assassin, it'll be all your fault OP
     
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    I'm not sure why people think solving them is so impressive. They have a pattern and we have internet now..... Like 20 years ago I knew a guy that could solve one in a few minutes. He was a pothead.
     
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    If it wasn't for marijuana, he would have been a defense advisor for some 3rd world dictatorship. Wasted potential.
     
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    There's a resurgence of this communist cube in recent years. I don't know why. Yet it's clear that solving more than 2 sides means there's high level sticker manipulation skills involved.
     
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