Most ironic MMA quotes

[Perrichet]

Daniel said I only beat him the first time because I was probably on steroids, I wonder what his excuse will be this time."

-Jon Jones, prior to their second fight.

That’s gold

 

[Sonny Qc]

Not a fighter but ...

"When are we going to see women in the UFC?"

Never! - Dana White

 

[Jonas_MMA]

"I am not impressed by your performance."
"Don't be scared homie!"

don't want to be an asshole, but i'm not sure you know what "ironic" means...

 

[Wangtang]

don't want to be an asshole, but i'm not sure you know what "ironic" means...

I misread the title. =\

 

[Goon Dog]

Nate Quarry: "Rich Franklin has a weak chin and I have heavy hands."

 

[Jonas_MMA]

I misread the title. =\

it's ok bro! still very good quotes!

 

[Goon Dog]

Diego: "Karo can't take me down with that judo shit."

 

[drbolony]

Went on to fail 3 drug tests after

"Left hook is the best takedown" - Michael Bisping in one of UFC 217 press conferences
Gets dropped by a left hook from GSP

Lol, damn. Forgot about that nugget from buddeh. Good catch.

 

[Super Shotgun]

"If you're able to fight and you're not going to fight the belt should rightfully be stripped"

Holds two titles hostage for 2 years refusing to fight, zero title defences.

"I will be a busy champion. I will defend my belt many, many times."

Holds two titles hostage for 2 years refusing to fight, zero title defences.

"Panic-wrestler. That's who I fight. Every time. And if they're not a wrestler, they will become a panic-wrestler, and that's as simple as that. They all are the same. We go in, we exchange, they panic. When a human panics their first instinct is to grab. Whether they train that way or not when they get hit by me they look to grab and they don't want it no more. So i'm facing a panic-wrestler like I always face."

Panic wrestles against 16-12 journeyman Diaz and gets choked the fuck out.

"I am boxing"

Gets schooled and knocked the fuck out by a 41 year old retired manlet flyweight in boxing.

"Dagestani glass jaw rat, he's got blue lips!"

Gets dropped by Dagestani and choked the fuck out. Has blue lips.

 

[jeff7b9]

Dana White-
"This is The Ultimate Fighter!!
We dont vote guys off!!
We beat them off!"

 

[rurouni]

Joe is full of them

"once ever human being"
"welcome to the machida era"

 

[Wise1]

“I’m not impressed by your performance”

 

[Njmma209]

GSP apparently knowing how to beat drug tests, even in the USADA era.

 

[Marc A]

You fight for money , i fight for legacy-Khabib

Calls out Mayweather and demands 50 million to 100 million for next fight

 

[TR1]

"When one of us goes to war, we all go to war!"

Proceeds to get easily dominated, while his fans get knocked out backstage.

 

[Kaybee]

Interviewer: “Chuck said in his pre-fight interview it’s gonna be a first round knockout. What do you have to say about that? First round knockout?”

Rampage: “If he plans on getting knocked out in the first round that’s his business."

Round 1

 

[Sean Long]

You fight for money , i fight for legacy-Khabib

Calls out Mayweather and demands 50 million to 100 million for next fight

Quote from Marc A "I AM NEVER SALTY".........

 

[tasticles]

"Send him back to Japan where the competition is easier" - Chris Leben

He's difficult to like. That's probably the most infamous quote.

 

[Marc A]

I am in love with you.........

Sorry taken

 

[wrestlefan]

ITT Sherdog doesn't understand irony.