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  1. dawzz

    dawzz Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Went on to fail 3 drug tests after

    "Left hook is the best takedown" - Michael Bisping in one of UFC 217 press conferences
    Gets dropped by a left hook from GSP
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    wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

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    Holy shit. The GSP Anderson beef has really gone up a level since Conor went quiet...

    <FutbolThink>
     
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    "Let's wrestle" ~ Conor McGregor
     
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    Klaavical Blue Belt

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    "I want to fuck Chuck Lidell" - Wanderlei Silva
     
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    ChaelSonnen The American Gangster

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    "to the death George"

    And whatever Conor said about panic wrestling
     
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    Dragon Punch War Bobby Knuckles!

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    “BJJ doesn’t work” - Dave Herman before his fight with Big Nog

    Lost via submission.
     
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    BiGWHOMPS 604

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    You’re a glass jawed rat -Conor Mcgregor

    still my boy.
     
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    Perrichet Tinpot Belt

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    PunchTheNeckChokeTheFace These violent delights, have violent ends.

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    "Send him back to Japan where the competition is easier" - Chris Leben
     
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    ILove4MinutesHyuna Blue Belt

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    "a little glass jaw rat"

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    How my pee pee taste; I love using that one in online videos games when I wreck noobs
     
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    "I am not impressed by your performance."
    "Don't be scared homie!"
     
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    ClosetVitorFan Silver Belt

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    Don't fear me, fear the consequences.
     
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    “If he’s still conscious when he hits the mat, I will crush his hips and pass his guard and mount him and strangle him…like a boa constrictor wrapped around his long frame.” - McG

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    Georges St. Pierre is gonna out-wrestle me?!"

    -Josh Koscheck before being out-wrestled by Georges St. Pierre in their first fight.
     
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    demaryiustargaryan96 USADA is p4p no. 1

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    "Don't think you're gonna kick me in the head with your left leg. Do not think you're gonna kick me with the left foot in the head"
     
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    Daniel said I only beat him the first time because I was probably on steroids, I wonder what his excuse will be this time."

    -Jon Jones, prior to their second fight.
     

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