Most Disappointing Celeb Disrobings | Page 9

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  1. Agent Mulder's Hair Black Belt

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    Has anybody mentioned Jenna Louise Coleman? She was a Dr. Who girl and she is freakin gorgeous. But her topless scene was a little disappointing. Not terrible, but not as good as expected either. She kind of had fat girl boobs. Natural though, which is a plus in my book.

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    Neve's aren't that bad besides the inverts.

    Maggie Gyllenhaal has very low hanging breasts.

    the only truly awful tits are bad implants.
     
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    Invert tits feel weird. Nothing to suck on and smooth to touch.
     
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  4. Secret Agent MANNY DIXON-DIÁZ

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    Sucking on inverted nipples is like the first time you get high but it's kinda plugged but you go for it anyway.
     
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    It's worse then a long nipple. The invert hides, you could say it's introverted
     
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    Billie Pipers were dissapointing as well.
     
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    I never saw a woman naked and thought " uhhh dissapointing"... to do that then I would have to have pictured said woman many times before "imagining" something extraordinary.... no I guess I dont jerk off that much
     
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    I didn't know she did any!

    I'm still wanting for Amy Pond to do some but I doubt she will
     
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    I don't think she is a celebrity but Raquel Pennington was disappointing ,you would think someone who works out for a living would have a nicer body.
     
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  10. The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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    This is an offensive thread.

    #TimesUp
     
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    Teri Hatcher's were definitely NOT spectacular, more like deflated and droopy. The hype backfired.

    Halle Berry showed fantastic well lit boobs in Swordfish.

    Sean Young showed fantastic full frontal in the creepo movie with Patrick Bergin.

    Lilo goes braless all the time, but her nude scene did not showcase her fine goodies as well as I'd like.

    Super hot Lauren Cohan did go topless and let Taj enjoy the view, but later put tape on and had the super fast movement frames digitally altered. Stingy.

    Alison Brie has perfect naturals, but her nude scenes were stingy.

    Norika Fujiwara. I saw she was "nude" in some Hong Kong movie, but didn't see anything. I saw recently she did a sex scene, but only crew and co-star got to enjoy playing with or seeing the boobs.

    Nagisa Morimoto's dark fully nude sex scene where you can only really briefly enjoy top mount buns and brief side nipple. I've seen pics where she's super pretty.

    I wish Rachel Nichols (Alias) Fappening were more generous like Jennifer Lawrence's.
     
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    Brits tend to have saggy breasts. The Vikings took all of the women with nice breasts.
     
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    I don't recall Heigl showing her goods aside from a slight tiny bit of side boob.
     
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    While it’s certainly not only Brits, I have noticed that a lot...even with the women I hooked up with when in London. Or very little like Sienna Miller, Victoria Beckham, Keira Knightly, Lilly Allen, Kate Beckinsdale , Emma Watson etc
     
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    See Vail Bloom Too Late. Very long bottomless scene.
     
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    Heaven's Prisoners. She said that house was like a tourist site and tourists saw her nude during the shoot, I think.
     
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    Zoom and high res and slow moving camera. Get a hot young actress fully nude and that's what they come up with? Same with the fake boob hispanic actress in Denzel's plane pilot movie.
     
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    Problem?
     
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    That side boob is all you need to know, son.
     
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  20. Cool Hand Luke The Real Cool Hand Luke

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    Google Neve Campbell's tits

    disappointment looms
     
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