Most Disappointing Celeb Disrobings

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  1. LEGS MAHONEY

    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    Neve Campbell. Holy shit, her tits are fucking godawful. In Scream, when Sidney takes her top off, I used to wish it showed it. But now I'm glad it didn't. Believe me, the imagination is definitely better. Too bad because she's a cute woman.

    Kate Winslet. Hurry, someone get me a vomit bag! Quick! (Among the worst pair of tits I've ever seen)
     
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    Lolol! You and I will always have this.
     
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    KnightTemplar Infinity Belt Platinum Member

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    Downvotes? Should be Ban Hammer time for that.
     
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    Rosario Dawson unleashing the hounds in Alexander is the opposite of Neve Campbell disrobing.
     
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    MakeSherdogGreatAgain Blue Belt

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    Most of them. I need the vag to fap properly. A lot of times it's all hairy and I can't see anything. Or it's just a split second. Boobs are nice, but I'd prefer more full frontal nudity in movies.
     
  8. MMA since 1993

    MMA since 1993 ____________

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    what made you think she wasn't?
     
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    great thread for once Mick. gotta give somelove to Scarjo for having a body i wouldnt get pre cum to, behind some clothes id get some precum to. thats my justification anyways
     
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    U should be ip banned for posting these.
     
  11. Mungoose

    Mungoose Kitty Whisperer

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    That balcony scene, eh? What movie was that? I can't even remember. I just remember she had a nice full bush. Tits were a bit dissapointing though.
     
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    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    Sean Young was way hotter at Lois Einhorn IMO

    perhaps that's just me

    and I mean Einhorn, not Ray Finkle
     
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    Not that I was expecting anything good. But meg Ryan dropping the laundry in “In The Cut” was disturbing.
     
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    Some may disagree but Milla Jovovich. Dem nips are like pencil length.
     
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    Madmick The Real Hexakaideca Cherokee Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Nobody has Naomi Watts beat. They're like three fresh No. 2 pencil erasers stacked on top of each other. She's gorgeous, but if you don't like long nipples (and I don't), she ain't for you.
     
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    the camera should've lingered longer on Eva Mendes in Training Day as well

    cmon son
     
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    Whaaaaa? I must watch I love KP lol
     
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    She's got a great personality. That must be your dream chick then?
     
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