Most Disappointing Celeb Disrobings

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  1. ssBaldy

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    Thandie Newton has horribad tits. Still would though.
     
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    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    Breasts with out nipples are pointless.
     
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    She did a stripper role or strip tease in some movie. One of those over done comic book type movies. I couldn't look at her the same after that.
    Very disappointing.
     
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    I see what you did there!
     
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    . <[analyzed}>
     
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    TBH, I still recall it being underwhelming. She used to look breathtaking in pics, it just didn’t translate without her clothes.
     
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    Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    She's beautiful.

    I don't even know how hot she is or isn't because she's so beautiful, if that makes sense.
     
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    I'm assuming that was intentional.
     
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    Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    Winslet seems to do a lot of nude scenes. I like her bush, but her tits are horrendous. James Cameron is truly a master of his craft because he did indeed make them look somewhat decent. But literally everything else I've seen her in where she showed them made me nauseous. I didn't think a pair of tits could make me cringe so hard.

    I was always really attracted to Neve. I was shocked at how disappointing her boobs were. (Though I'd take them 10x out of 10 over Winslets)
     
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    huh, thats what I came to post.
     
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    Mariah Larry 2018 #7 Larriest

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    Also, extensional.
     
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    Absolutely Teri Hatcher... I was like 14 and I was distraught when I realised how sour the milk has gone.

    I think it was my first of many major sexual disappointments...
     
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    but not too young, amirite!
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    The Fappening Gods blessed us today with one of the most attractive women on TV: Charissa Thompson! Apparently she's quite generous and likes to touch herself. Pleasantly surprised her boobs aren't as small as I imagined. Fine buns too.
     
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    Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn!
     
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    Yeah she's dirty! Wouldn't be proud of those photos in place of the NBA guy though, how come is he limp-dicked all the time when with such a hot gal?
     
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    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Tara Ried has to win this, right? Remember her malformed pepperoni nipple?
     
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    How come Arianny can afford a skilled boob job surgeon, but movie star Tara Reid hires an unskilled boob surgeon?

    Also, I'm convinced some of you never actually saw the boobs you are poo pooing because they are pretty nice. No need to go so far to pretend you're not gay. It's ok.
     
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    Some of those pics looked like the dressing room. Did she wash her hands before meeting interviewees? She looks better with longer hair.
     

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