Most Disappointing Celeb Disrobings

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  1. I Am Legion

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    Looks like they were put back together with fake nips. But further investigation also leaves us with a wide back, no hips, and small droopy ass. Shower scene was bad.
     
  2. LEGS MAHONEY

    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    You be looking at naked fat bitches on google and u paranoid about looking at some celeb ass?<bball1>
     
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    The first person who came to mind is Sarah Silverman. A lot of folks around here, me included, used to comment how cute she was with her full chest and her dirty sense of humor. Someone said there were nudes, but they were disappointing and we scoffed at him and didn't believe it. Then we went and looked. Since then i haven't seen her name come up. At all.
     
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  4. Kardashians

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    LOLLLLOLOLOLOL
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  5. Kardashians

    Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    looked up scarjo butt n got a bunch of this???
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  6. 5crew

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    Juno Temple did a fantastic job in Killer Joe. I paused multiple times in the film looking at her split second bush and yahoo.

    Might I suggest, Magic Magic and Afternoon Delight if you haven't seen them.
     
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  7. Paul Newbman

    Paul Newbman Fool Hand Luke

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    she was every male teenager's fantasy girlfriend during the 90s

    then she flashed then confused tittays in wild things and she was never heard from again.
     
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  8. Paul Newbman

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    scarjo is one of those outliers.

    a pretty white girl with curves in all the right places and she oozes sex appeal
     
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    Do you mean Renee Olstead?
     
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    In a van with yo bitch wIt both hands on her tits!
    Please educate me...aside from fake boobs - what's wrong with Teri Hatcher?

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  11. moreorless87

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    Would that really be disappointing? I mean she doesn't exactly look voluptuous clothed does she? if anything the surprise was that she has quite a nice butt although I spose looking back her getup at the end of Attack of the Clones gives that away.
     
  12. n...not crazy

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    Just a regular old pair of boobs. Nothing is wrong, just nothing to oogle at.
     
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  14. HunterSdVa29

    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    Travolta's wife in that one 80s movie where she dates the corny blond haired guy was straight fire
    edit: I believe it was called Mischief
     
  15. Madmick

    Madmick The Real Hexakaideca Cherokee Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Mandy Moore got naked?
    Balcony, dude. Balcony. Before any work. The real her.
     
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    Movement always looks weird in phots when youre half naked. Id eat it.
     
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    Anung Un Rama The Right Hand of Doom Platinum Member

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    I don't think they're fake.
     
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    I mean, I’m not put off by the cellulite or anything. But it doesn’t look like a big or shapely butt /:
     
  20. Madmick

    Madmick The Real Hexakaideca Cherokee Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    You don't want them to be fakes.

    They're fakes.
     
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