MMA hipsters are a strange bunch

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  1. headkicktoleg Yellow Card

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    Why is it that MMA hipsters are so different than other types of hipsters?
    Usually hipsters like to be super elitist about whatever they are into any only like the very best and/or obscure. But not MMA hipsters. Technique or fun be damn they just love FIGHTING. An mma hipster will tell you that you don't actually love it if you don't enjoy watching two girls with .500 records stand in front of each other yelling ISH and flailing their arms for 25 minutes.

    That would be like a music snob acting superior abiut listening to Justin Beiber yelling at people to "go listen to Pink Floyd you fucking casual, you don't know anything about music"

    Very strange group
     
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    Those "hipsters" are just UFC shills, on the payroll to make the brand look good. Sherdog is full of them.

    Aside from Rose, Nunes, JJ( as much as I can't stand the 2 latter) and a few other girls who have actual speed, foot movement and power, most of wmma is sh*t.

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    Very strange thread.
     
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    Why is it that sherdoggers are so different than other types of hipsters?
    Usually hipsters like to be super elitist about whatever they are into any only like the very best and/or obscure. But not sherdoggers. Technique or fun be damn they just love FIGHTING. A sherdogger will tell you that you don't actually love it if you don't enjoy watching two girls with .500 records stand in front of each other yelling ISH and flailing their arms for 25 minutes.

    That would be like a music snob acting superior abiut listening to Justin Beiber yelling at people to "go listen to Pink Floyd you fucking casual, you don't know anything about music"

    Very strange group
     
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    TS look in the mirror and say this to yourself "i am a huge dipshit".
     
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    I'm not sure which subgroup of mma fans you're attacking, or if you are just starting a shit thread to start one, but my advice is to just watch the sport whenever it fits your entertainment needs and ignore the rest. Some people (myself included) love watching DJ fight, some others like wmma. But who gives a fuck man just watch what you like!
     
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    I've never seen a MMA fan say "you don't actually love it if you don't enjoy watching two girls with .500 records stand in front of each other yelling ISH and flailing their arms for 25 minutes."

    Most of us agree aside from a few fighters WMMA sucks.
     
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    pancreatic cancer. :(
     
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    Sherdoggers are like dipshit WWE fans who talk about how much they hate Vince McMahon and the product yet watch every PPV.
     
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    And to think I've been doing it for free all these years...
     
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    This thread is dogshit, ban TS
     
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    Not sure if Floyd is the 'very best' but there's nothing obscure about them. Your analogy needs work.
     
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    TS is one of those guys who always makes strange posts. If anything, I thought he was an 'MMA hipster'.
     
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    Pink Floyd is obscure enough among millennials that millennial hipsters think they're edgy by listening to them.

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    Anyhoo, OP is garbage.
     
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    Pink Floyd is too mainstream for hipsters.

    It's gotta be some band that 3 people in the world have heard of, but they're the best ever.
     
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    The various groups of nut huggers are way more disturbing.
     
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    Only MMA hipsters like Damian Maia
     
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    can i get an example of an mma hipster
     
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    I know pink flyod is super mainstream, but I had to use examples that everyonr would know since the crux of thr analogy is that justin beiber sucks and pink flyod is awesome.
     
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