MMA fighters arent that tough. I've felt their power. I could beat these guys

[surrealworlds]

I propose Goober TS vs UberTS for the Sherdog HW title. They get disqualified if they dont piss hot though.

 

[XxWolfXx]

Gay

 

[RicardinhoPT]

Here's an idea, stop by a real mma gym and test yourself. Make sure it's filmed

 

[Olabola]

Give me a 1 on 1 breh, see if I don't fuck you up!!!

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

op had potential but was cut too short imho

 

[Frode Falch]

Did not read. But the longer text trying to talk how badass you are: the confidence you got in real life.

Nice beach muscles.

 

[Dana's Moonface]

I would beat the shit out of TJ Dildoshaw

 

[Ballswing]

Nice tits you donk but I think ur full of shit

 

[D 1 Wrestler]

Manlet with gyno. Definitely an incel

 

[Arqueto]

Post a pic of ass striations. Asking for a friend.

 

[Dana's Moonface]

Unless you are all a pack of juice heads, I guarantee this guys is carrying more muscle than 99% of you.

I am bigger but I am not as lean.

 

[Squintz]

You’re a skinny dork that juices, goes to the gym to only lift chest & biceps and you have no clue about nutrition/dieting/cutting fighting, making money, or pulling bitches.

Your nerd neck tells the whole story

 

[Dana's Moonface]

Be humble.
Go to your nearest legit MMA, BJJ or kickboxing gym and tell them how amazing you are and how easy you can dispatch all of us trained fighters and ask them to spar at 100%.

Better to spar outside. Slamming a manlet on the mat does less damage than on the pavement skull first.

 

[TapMachine]

Posting in an epic thread.

 

[Wolfbrigade]

Lol @ people falling for the troll, and even bigger lol @ TS's inceldom.

 

[-Magua-]

This is gold, yo.

 

[doubleg]

Me: 6'1, 220 lbs and built like a brick shit house. This might sound crazy to most on here but I feel I have potential to be Light Heavywheight champ.

Heres the story.

I live in the Bay Area region of California near San Jose. Back in 2016, Jake O'Brien along with some other low card, MMA fighter from Bellator(I forget his name) held a grappling siminar open to all who where interested in MMA for a fee.

We all entered the Gym and sat in a circle with O'Brien and his friend in the middle, talikng down to people and trying to act like alpha's just because their MMA Fighters. It wasnt what he said, it was how he said it. I didnt like his tone.

The guy Continuously talked about how he fought Jon Jones, failing to mention that he got his ass kicked from pillar to post.

The whole siminar was a sham, with O'Brien and the other goof talking and acting like tough guys and showing some grappling maneuvers and techniques to clueless fans and soccer moms in the crowd. There came a point where they where showing the technique for double leg takedowns. O'Brien relentlessly double legged a 250 lb soccer mom and took her down with no resistance. One after the other, O'Brien and his no name friend quickly dispatched these soccer moms and pencil neck geeks and made it look easy. No TDD whatsoever. Then it was my turn.....

O'Brien had already tested my patience with the tone he was using and I couldnt wait to get my hands on him to embarrass him. I couldnt wait to attempt to stuff his double leg takedown. Now. Keep in mind, I have no prior combat training whatsoevever. But as you can see by the picture. I'm a fucking beast of a man. Not to brag but facts are facts.

O'Brien called me up to go against the wall and got into position to double leg me. Little did he know, I gameplanned stuffing his takedowb. I replayed chael/Silva 2 in my head and remembered Andersons technique.

O'Brien started from the clinch and quickly dove down for my legs. I quickly turned my hips to the side, bent down a little and spread my legs wide at an angle to the point where O'Brien struggled to get me down. He started to get frustrated and eent for a 2nd attempt. This time, I used no technique. I just pushed him to the side the second he tried to grab my legs like a little child. I was so surprised at how much stronger I was than the guy. If provoked, I felt I could have easily thrown him through the wall.

O'BRIEN clearly embarrassed and pissed off tells his no name bum friend to take his shot at me with a double leg. He too was surprised by my Aldo level TDD.

You see, I'm not impressed by these MMA pros. I watch these guys on tv and they are slow, flat footed and have no cardio and most of them dont throw combinations.

I am confident I could beat at least 95% of the UFC LHW roster. I am a physical specimen. I am not a pro athlete but I am an A Level Athlete physically. I would break these guys.

I am unorthodox. I do things that nobody would expect or see coming. They wouldnt have an anser for my Neo movement and I dont get tired.

Matchups I think would be challenging for me:

Jones: I think its 50/50. Either way, it would be a dogfight for the both of us.

Rumbls Johnson: His power is real. I might get KTFO.

DC: I wouldnt have an answer for his Olympic Wrestling if he gets ahold of me. But I am lanky and long enough for him to have a hard time closing the distance.

This some meta joke

 

[Sano]

If only this was real... if only.

 

[Black Paladin]

They're

The motherfucker spelled "maneuver" correctly, yet butchered other easier words. I am shocked, impressed, and nonplussed at the same time.

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Looks like you were diligent in doing your decline presses, incline however, not so much ehhh...?