MMA fighters arent that tough. I've felt their power. I could beat these guys

What surprised me most was that the image seems to be unique (not just random image from the internetz). That could really be TS!

That’s also all the fcks I give, so good day to all of you.

Thank you. Its really me, and I'm getting ready to manhandle some of these fools in here just like I did to O'Brien
 
lol wtf. don't know what to say. strength matters in grappling but in a fight he would ko you because you won't have the pain tolerance to withstand his power.
 
Solid troll thread. 8.5/10

I’ve been doing MT on and off for 3 years and I’d crush you.

Make it happen Dana.
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you should go to AKA and show them how its done.
 
You didn't take a picture of your whole body, you got a hunch back, you got a beer belly, no wrestling ,no ju jitsu background, no formal striking background, and I bet that guy would've pile drive your ass if it was a real fight because he fights fora living and you don't. Sounds like your just high on your own shit and it was full of projecting shit because you come off as how you describe this dude's seminar you went to.

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Be humble.
Go to your nearest legit MMA, BJJ or kickboxing gym and tell them how amazing you are and how easy you can dispatch all of us trained fighters and ask them to spar at 100%.
 
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Me: 6'1, 220 lbs and built like a brick shit house. This might sound crazy to most on here but I feel I have potential to be Light Heavywheight champ.

Heres the story.

I live in the Bay Area region of California near San Jose. Back in 2016, Jake O'Brien along with some other low card, MMA fighter from Bellator(I forget his name) held a grappling siminar open to all who where interested in MMA for a fee.

We all entered the Gym and sat in a circle with O'Brien and his friend in the middle, talikng down to people and trying to act like alpha's just because their MMA Fighters. It wasnt what he said, it was how he said it. I didnt like his tone.

The guy Continuously talked about how he fought Jon Jones, failing to mention that he got his ass kicked from pillar to post.

The whole siminar was a sham, with O'Brien and the other goof talking and acting like tough guys and showing some grappling maneuvers and techniques to clueless fans and soccer moms in the crowd. There came a point where they where showing the technique for double leg takedowns. O'Brien relentlessly double legged a 250 lb soccer mom and took her down with no resistance. One after the other, O'Brien and his no name friend quickly dispatched these soccer moms and pencil neck geeks and made it look easy. No TDD whatsoever. Then it was my turn.....

O'Brien had already tested my patience with the tone he was using and I couldnt wait to get my hands on him to embarrass him. I couldnt wait to attempt to stuff his double leg takedown. Now. Keep in mind, I have no prior combat training whatsoevever. But as you can see by the picture. I'm a fucking beast of a man. Not to brag but facts are facts.

O'Brien called me up to go against the wall and got into position to double leg me. Little did he know, I gameplanned stuffing his takedowb. I replayed chael/Silva 2 in my head and remembered Andersons technique.

O'Brien started from the clinch and quickly dove down for my legs. I quickly turned my hips to the side, bent down a little and spread my legs wide at an angle to the point where O'Brien struggled to get me down. He started to get frustrated and eent for a 2nd attempt. This time, I used no technique. I just pushed him to the side the second he tried to grab my legs like a little child. I was so surprised at how much stronger I was than the guy. If provoked, I felt I could have easily thrown him through the wall.

O'BRIEN clearly embarrassed and pissed off tells his no name bum friend to take his shot at me with a double leg. He too was surprised by my Aldo level TDD.

You see, I'm not impressed by these MMA pros. I watch these guys on tv and they are slow, flat footed and have no cardio and most of them dont throw combinations.

I am confident I could beat at least 95% of the UFC LHW roster. I am a physical specimen. I am not a pro athlete but I am an A Level Athlete physically. I would break these guys.

I am unorthodox. I do things that nobody would expect or see coming. They wouldnt have an anser for my Neo movement and I dont get tired.

Matchups I think would be challenging for me:

Jones: I think its 50/50. Either way, it would be a dogfight for the both of us.

Rumbls Johnson: His power is real. I might get KTFO.

DC: I wouldnt have an answer for his Olympic Wrestling if he gets ahold of me. But I am lanky and long enough for him to have a hard time closing the distance.
Neo UBBER TS?<{UberTS}>
Nah you need to show up or shut up.
Like OG UBERTS did.05D0D6A3-F302-4814-8AC9-88F76F67FA4F.jpeg8CFB7B5B-AEA4-4DBE-AD24-8AA0708E8D1B.jpeg
 
this is a ok attempt at a legendary thread
 
Damn, this guy got ripped apart so hard in his own thread he abandoned it.(Edit:he didnt abandon it, he doubled down on the delusion)

Let me add fuel to the dumpster fire.

Its pretty simple, if you could do it, you would. So coming on a MMA forum and claiming you can compete with the best that ever did it is just idiotic. Have you ever even been in a fight? How about an Amateur MMA fight? Anything?

Also your picture is not that impressive, you have big arms and a big chest but also a huge gut and noone is falling for the carefully picked angle that hides most of your body.

My guess is you are a power lifter with huge gut that thinks because he is strong that he can fight. Also you must be feeling pretty bad because powerlifting is a fraction as popular as MMA.

You can compete? Prove it or stfu.
 
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I do think you could make Conner quit...that’s about it...good luck TS
 
you'd get your ass beat by some 50 year old fat karate instructor on a local show
 
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