Michael Jackson explains why he wants to fight CM Punk

Everyone knows Anderson Silva is the real Michael Jackson
 
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The only reason why he was chosen is because he shares his name with a popstar. He got lit up on the feet before being strangled. He was in the limelight that he never deserved it's sad to hear he's trying to get that again. If they do fights its because he's show that he's so bad that CM Punk might have a chance
 
if this dick loses to cm punk he should feel so humiliated. hes pretty confident considering Gall gave him elvis legs in 10 seconds. all jackson acheived was in that fight was.... well... nothing. he really and punk are quite literally the definition of cans. even after one of them beats the other they will still be cans.
 
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"Michael Jackson has one of the most educated jabs in MMA" - Joe Rogan
 
I honestly think Jackson is going to throw the fight. Take it to the bank. WME, celebrity-obsessed as they are, have reached out to him and asked him a favour - lose to CM Punk please, so we can justify giving Punk two more PPV card fights at least, and hopefully WWE nerds tune in and we get some buys.

If Gall had lost to Punk, I wouldn't have called it a fix. Because Gall is a legit fighter with career aspirations and would not want such a blemish on his record by losing to CM Punk. Mike Jackson is a fucking journalist - he has no career aspirations and will have no reason to ever fight again after this. Who cares if he throws the fight? There's not gonna be any damage done to his future career because he isn't going to have one.
 
They are both cans, put this garbage in the circus
 
Prediction: If this fight goes over 5 minutes it will be blow your brains out level bad

If this fight ends in under 5 minutes, it will still be bad but will be hilarious enough to make up for it
 
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