Met Ronda today

[hillelslovak87]

Someone met a bag lady outside a Starbucks and thought it was Ronda.

 

[TheBulletwithWings]

This never happened. You're fake news.

Met Lazy too.

 

[DannyNL]

No pics, no details, no interesting tidbits. What a horrible fucking thread.

 

[yeguiza]

MET TS TODAY

Dating some random soccer mom. I was making a service visit at her home. After the pearl necklace I wanted to go to the toilet. So when I opened the door some 240 lbs, 5"4 teenager was inside trying to find his mini weasel without success while massaging his prostate with a baseball bat

TRUE STORY

SORRY BUT I WON´T POST PICS

war edmund!!!

 

[Travis dunlap]

I had sex with ronda once. I couldn't nut because of her cankles.

 

[Koro_11]

Can't say when or where or why and not posting a pic so fuck you.

She was in shape though and hot as fuck.
Motivated me to get back to the gym.
Thats it.

War Ronda
War Diaz Bros

I almost believed you, then you said she's hot as fuck.

<DrakeLaugh>

 

[Koro_11]

MET TS TODAY

Dating some random soccer mom. I was making a service visit at her home. After the pearl necklace I wanted to go to the toilet. So when I opened the door some 240 lbs, 5"4 teenager was inside trying to find his mini weasel without success while massaging his prostate with a baseball bat

TRUE STORY

SORRY BUT I WON´T POST PICS

war edmund!!!

Sounds more believable than TS' story of Ronda being hot.

 

[ostlerrage]

I think you visited a zoo and mistook her for an overweight orangutang.

 

[OverhandLoop]

Thanks for the story, bub.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

When I met Ronda, she tossed her hair and batted her eyes, did a sexy little walk to show her stuff, looking directly at me, challenging me to be a beast.

I told her pushy women scare my penis

 

[peytonlucy]

Instead of the classic, "I met BJ at the airport", this is a variation, "I got a BJ at the airport." (Don't believe either story.)

 

[peytonlucy]

Is this Shayna, WMMA pioneer?

 

[TheBulletwithWings]

I almost believed you, then you said she's hot as fuck.

<DrakeLaugh>

I thought so. Good shape, perfect teeth nice smile the whole time

 

[TheBulletwithWings]

Was Travis there shooting you dirty looks....does this explain the lack of pics?

No, my reason for being there was asked to keep quiet, I think she meant social media which i dont have but she is hated mostly here so i didn't give details except of course to @MonkeyGirl because she is cool like that.

 

[TITS]

No, my reason for being there was asked to keep quiet, I think she meant social media which i dont have but she is hated mostly here so i didn't give details except of course to @MonkeyGirl because she is cool like that.

Why'd you make a thread then, boy?

 

[TheBulletwithWings]

Why'd you make a thread then, boy?

Because I didn't think it through. Fuck it, just one more shitty thread.

 

[MonkeyGirl]

Can't say when or where or why and not posting a pic so fuck you.

She was in shape though and hot as fuck.
Motivated me to get back to the gym.
Thats it.

War Ronda
War Diaz Bros

Way to start a thread lol
"Can't say when or where or why and not posting a pic so fuck you."
hahahahhaa epic

This thread shouldn't be wastelanded.

 

[MonkeyGirl]

No, my reason for being there was asked to keep quiet, I think she meant social media which i dont have but she is hated mostly here so i didn't give details except of course to @MonkeyGirl because she is cool like that.

 

[Koro_11]

I thought so. Good shape, perfect teeth nice smile the whole time

That's cool, everyone has their taste I guess but she does nothing for me.

 

[yeguiza]

Because I didn't think it through. Fuck it, just one more shitty thread.

there you said it

also, rhonda is a 1 in the 0 to 1 scale

haters gonna hate