Mayonnaise or Salad Cream?

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Salad cream sounds like it should be Bisping's nick name.

Michael "Salad Cream" Bisping (imagine it in Buffer's screaming voice)
 
Mayonnaise is absolutely disgusting but "salad cream" sounds like a scary level of awful
 
Salad cream

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I had never even heard of salad cream before this thread. It sounds like a really vulgar sexual reference.
 
WTF is salad cream?

Do you like jizz in your salad?

Reminds me of a movie I saw when I was on VHS when I was 13 or so. The customer was being rude to the waitress because she said she wanted creamy italian and not ranch in her salad. The waitress goes in the back and tells the chef that she wants creamy Italian and the customer got her creamy Italian in her salad.
 
What in the holy name of salad cream is mayonnaise?
 
Never heard of salad cream but that shit is gonna haunt my dreams. What a terrible name for a product.

Mayo or Miracle Whip is the real question. The answer is obviously mayo.
 
Never heard of Salad Cream until i saw this thread. Mayo is fucking gross though. Hate it with a passion
 
Butter butter crew checking in. What-what-wooder.

No, seriously I have never heard of salad cream. This all sound like code for something that isn't part of your nutritionally balanced diet.
 
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