Mayberry Weight Cutting Crew Official Thread (summer cutters gtfih)

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  1. Der Eisbar Furry funk master

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    Alright listen up boyos this is now the official mayberry weight cutting thread.

    Check in here, let us know how your cut is going. Ask for advice or bestow it on others. Let's keep each other on track so we can all make it brah.

    Cuttin' weight and gettin' bitches 2017.

    Official Mayberry summer weight cutting crew-
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    Original Post that got me inspired to reorient this thread -
     
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  2. Overpressure Steel Belt

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    Just go to a surgeon and have a second stomach put in.
    You'll have extra pizzazzz.
     
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  3. Horse Style Black Belt

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    Have you tried meth? I have some tweaker friends in Boise that you may be interested in seeing.
     
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  4. BearGrounds A great many scalps.

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  5. Overpressure Steel Belt

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    Party time, bring your meth and dimes
    Boise style
     
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  6. Der Eisbar Furry funk master

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    im good on that dawhhhhgggg
     
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  7. Only Here for Attachments I'm on the prowl... for sexy attachments!

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    As long as everything you're gorging on is diet or low-calorie, you should be fine.
     
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  8. Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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  9. Der Eisbar Furry funk master

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    but its not... idk wtf happened a flip just switched and I have no ability to exercise discipline. Pizza, pasta, burgers, anything and everything. Ill eat it.
     
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  10. Kneepocalypse This is your god now.

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    Try intermittent fasting, that way you can get your gorge on but still lose weight
     
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  11. ultimateriley-o Lego Maniac

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    If you don't want to stop, as you say, there's nothing we can do for you.

    If you do want to, eat salad first, before you eat anything else. A LOT of it. Then eat meat. Then wait a half hour, and if you still want to eat, eat some carb.
     
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  12. TheTimeIsNotNow Brown Belt

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    Are you eating fast food, or goign to the supermarket like once/twice a week?

    If the latter simply buy the bare minimum. Its always super helpful when you have cravings, go to open your cupboard and then realise there is fuck all inside so you have no choice. If the former then its all on you brah.
     
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  13. TTech Purple Belt

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    get those smelly thingies that make hunger go away and then stuff urself with low caloric food like salads or watermellon
     
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  14. HulkonViagra Busy being Mirellale's bitch in his slave room

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    I have the same problem...have you tried the prime rib burger from Carls Jr?....As a doctor I highly recommend it.
     
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  15. Osculater Brown Belt

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    Start eating more sald before each meal
     
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  16. Osculater Brown Belt

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    Even breakfast
     
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  17. HulkonViagra Busy being Mirellale's bitch in his slave room

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    I heard drinking V8 juice before every meal actually helps somehow
     
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  18. bandicoot Black Belt

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    Why don't you quit being a fat little bitch and stop eating?
     
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  19. ikareteru Orange Belt

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    This is why:

    Your gut biome changed and the bacterias in your stomach now wants you to eat sugar in order to keep feeding the new gut bacterias in your body.

    They have basically overrided your system.
     
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  20. Osculater Brown Belt

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    Yeah makes you bloated due to the sodium
     
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