Mayberry rights a poem!

[Lovestorm]

This thread is a great disaster,
Bigger than the cock of a Rasta,
I hope the op can hold up his hands,
And take it like a man when he's banned,

 

[franquito]

Roca can't spell
Thread went to hell
All y'all are gay
Something that rhymes with gay

 

[weed]

@22k where you at?

I'm here, I guess
I was jerking off, what a mess
it landed all over my chest
sorry bros, I had to confess

 

[orangecuse]

So is there some sort of Mayberry Bill of Rights that you want to write a poem about?

 

[ralphc1]

Here I sit
Brokenhearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

 

[weed]

on days like today
I never know what to say
some feelings are a bit gay
that never seem to go away
no matter how hard I pray
be that as it may
even now, in bed as I lay
I know everything will be OK

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Bill cosby raped 57 bitches

 

[trolololol]

The Angry Manlet
by @pcptornado

Ran to the mods like a bitch
What a little snitch
Accusing me of dumb shit and lying
When I called him a ****** he went crying

 

[weed]

stimulation
erection
anticipation
masturbation
ejaculation
realization
humiliation

Sherdog nation

 

[weed]

The Angry Manlet
by @pcptornado

Ran to the mods like a bitch
What a little snitch
Accusing me of dumb shit and lying
When I called him a ****** he went crying

you talking about @Cint ?

 

[weed]

an ensemble of words
a soiree of turds
an orgy gathers by the herds
a Sherdog full of nerds

 

[trolololol]

you talking about @Cint ?

 

[weed]

waiting for some action
to see @Cint 's reaction
will @pcptornado 's post have traction?
that is the attraction

 

[weed]

there's a liar among us
her ignorance is humongous
truly an ignoramus
her stupidity makes her famous

 

[Roca]

 

[minute bull]

Roca checking his threads:

 

[Official]

Roca this was a good idea.