Mayberry rights a poem!

[Roca]

4 lines per stanza. Each line within a stanza must rhyme. If you are fortunate enough to be the poster starting a fresh stanza then you get to start a fresh rhyme. Bonus points for referencing Sherdog memes. I'll start.

Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetary,

 

[Imalive]

Duck, fuck a cuck say what?

 

[Imalive]

Duck, fuck a cuck say what?

I don't know what I'm doing.

 

[Roca]

You are all very bad at following directions. How do you have jobs?

 

[Horse Style]

You are all very bad at following directions. How do you have jobs?

Because we can spell "writes" correctly

 

[Roca]

Because we can spell "writes" correctly

is that a major component of your job?

 

[rj144]

What the hell is going on in the Berry?

 

[Horse Style]

is that a major component of your job?

It's how I got a promotion

 

[rj144]

Because we can spell "writes" correctly

Well, we're going to left one later too.

 

[Roca]

ATTENTION MODS: This was a legitimate attempt to start a real thread. I am sorry it has gone in a nonsensical direction. These immature posters have ruined another thread. Please do not ban me or @Clippy, but if you have to then go ahead and ban @Clippy.

 

[lsa]

@22k where you at?

 

[ralphc1]

Let's get this thread back on track. I'll start;

There once was a man from Nantucket

 

[lsa]

ATTENTION MODS: This was a legitimate attempt to start a real thread. I am sorry it has gone in a nonsensical direction. These immature posters have ruined another thread. Please do not ban me or @Clippy, but if you have to then go ahead and ban @Clippy.

 

[John Wang]

Who fell asleep

Let's get this thread back on track. I'll start;

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who touched a girl with his dink and a bucket

 

[Deleted member 220895]

4 lines per stanza. Each line within a stanza must rhyme. If you are fortunate enough to be the poster starting a fresh stanza then you get to start a fresh rhyme. Bonus points for referencing Sherdog memes. I'll start.

Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetary,

Crushing can after can, seeming elementary

 

[Kiddo716]

I'm just here for the sick rhymes.

 

[rj144]

What the hell is going on in the Berry?

Hey, I already rhymed the first thing. Now people are starting new ones and skipping over me. It's not fair!




<45><45><45>

 

[ShinkanPo]

Who fell asleep


Who touched a girl with his dink and a bucket

Then Killed a duck in his pocket

 

[Clippy]

ATTENTION MODS: This was a legitimate attempt to start a real thread. I am sorry it has gone in a nonsensical direction. These immature posters have ruined another thread. Please do not ban me or @Clippy, but if you have to then go ahead and ban @Clippy.

I'll be here long after your name disappears in the wind my friend.

 

[Roca]

I'll be here long after your name disappears in the wind my friend.

I'm a pillar of sherdog,