Man walks in on his wife and the mechanic....dead of carbon monoxide poisoning

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  1. BudKing8806

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    Merge this motherfucker with the other thread. Also, shit mechanic.
     
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  2. cincymma79

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    Sounds like a real loss for society
     
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  3. Seaside

    Seaside Secretaría de Relaciones Exteriores

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    Someone earlier in other thread said god acts in mysterious ways.
     
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  4. Seano

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    So the guy waited outside while his wife fucked the mechanic to pay for work?

    Classy.
     
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    Not a WR topic, and already thread in Berry
     
  6. Fedorgasm

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    Yup. He had motive and opportunity, just have to establish the means.

    If he had one of those remote car starters he could've started the car, although they probably would've noticed even if they were distracted by the sex.

    What if the car was running but they had a garage door open or something, and the husband simply closed it?

    Or, he attached a hose to his own car and slipped the other end under the garage door, gassed them, then called the cops.

    Although it's a stretch to believe he would have time to do all that before they finished.

    Maybe the husband knew this was their habit. Like they would fuck in the car on the garage often, so he rigged up this trap beforehand.
     
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  7. HAWTRIDDUM

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    Sounds like he was not very fond of making money.
     
  8. Rematch

    Rematch Female oil checking = AWESOMENESS!!!!!

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    Did he check the oil?
     
  9. DragRacer

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    Motor vehicle exhaust isn’t the only source of CO

     
  10. HereticBD

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    Dude probably gauged the scene and was like:

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  11. HockeyBjj

    HockeyBjj Putting on the foil

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    How is this war room material?

    Fantastic Darwin Award tho
     
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    He was to busy checking the undercarriage.
     
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  13. Rematch

    Rematch Female oil checking = AWESOMENESS!!!!!

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    Not very awesome.
     
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    Instant karma
     
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  16. BassAckwards

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    sucks for the husband.... hope he still doesnt have to pay for the car getting repaired
     
  17. Staph infection

    Staph infection Conor bless

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    The comment are terrible on the Fox News site linked above.
     
  18. BassAckwards

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    terrible but funny and very appropriate
     
  19. Staph infection

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    Someone asked if she got rear ended
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  20. Rematch

    Rematch Female oil checking = AWESOMENESS!!!!!

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    Passengers, if you look over to your right, you'll see the top of Lowmanproblems head.
     

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