Man, let’s make another thread about manlets

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  1. Jesus5000

    Jesus5000 Andy Wang was always my friend

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    In before salty manlets
     
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  4. Yari

    Yari ななせまる

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    Entertaining, but it should be illegal to make them fight.
     
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    Hespectfully United States Space Force

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    Funny how 99.9% of us wouldn’t call these guys ”manlet” to their face....because we’d have to get on one knee

    <45><45><45><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo>
     
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    The Crow The truth is like a lion...

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    Man let go
     
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    wompuscatwilly Purple Belt

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    That much closer to tall people's farts. Must suck in a crowd.
     
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    Country Orange Belt

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    most men are manlets, with a flat stomach, how many of your friends would be under 170 pounds
     
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    Nah, it's funny
     
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    Seriously though, I'd rather be short than fat. And yes, I am a manlet.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. You no hespect

    You no hespect Blue Belt

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    I literally just made a manlet thread lol
     
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    Reach4theSky Playin' a riddim

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    You no hespect Blue Belt

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    Sherdog has become overrun with manlets
     
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    The Moloko man Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    If the United states was occupied in a
    red dawn-esque takeover by russia, China and a faction of South American countries....
    Would Americans only reconize the Russian federation as their new superior stature overlords?....or would you get down on the ground on your stomach to kiss the ass of your diminutive Hispanic and Asian kings

    What if they had height related terms of subjugation like

    1.if you are taller than 6'2 your legs are to be surgically amputated at the ankle

    2.any female over 5'6 is now their property

    3.even if they are taller than you...you must always compliment your new rulers on "how much younger and taller they look today"

    4.any man over six feet tall is required to use reverse shoe lifts...this is where a man gets on his knees and wears his shoes on his kneecaps and walk in this fashion while in public

    <mma4>
     
  16. UL

    UL no more yellows

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    and i have yellows
     
  17. BigMuffler

    BigMuffler Loli is love loli is life!

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    Can't we have a thread about lolis instead?
     
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    I love when I get the jokes in English. Isn´t it awesome? You guys know that Aldo and Silva would never get this, right?:D
     
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    im empathetic to the midgets out there
     

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