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Jack Handy jr

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https://news.sky.com/story/baby-squirrel-chases-man-who-is-rescued-by-police-11469428

Okay tough guys be honest....What animals do you truly fear?

Uncle Handle fears no creature.....however I don't like giant centipede, or snakes.

Apparently the C.I.A doesn't really beat the shit out of captives or rip out your finger nails to glean intel. Their main ghoul developed a program to use against terrorist that has them bound and gagged in a coffin and he approaches them with a giant spider or centipede and then seals the coffin with the thing creeping about near their groin..

The only actual animal i'm wary of is the Komodo Dragon

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quick war story

Once on a blade hunt. I got too close to one of the larger dragons with my knife and it tried to bite me. I was able to deftly dispatch the creature with the usage of my blade. Being trained in APACHE blade since I was a wee lad TBH it was kinda easy. it wasn't until later that i learned how close i came to death apparently these creature breathe fire and can burn you alive to death.

So what beastie from the kingdom Animalia scares you?

...looking for honesty here boys.
 
I’m a complete pussy when it comes to cockroaches and spiders.
 
If it was a skunk they would have shot it
 
Jack Handy jr said:
https://news.sky.com/story/baby-squirrel-chases-man-who-is-rescued-by-police-11469428

Okay tough guys be honest....What animals do you truly fear?

Uncle Handle fears no creature.....however I don't like giant centipede, or snakes.

Apparently the C.I.A doesn't really beat the shit out of captives or rip out your finger nails to glean intel. Their main ghoul developed a program to use against terrorist that has them bound and gagged in a coffin and he approaches them with a giant spider or centipede and then seals the coffin with the thing creeping about near their groin..

The only actual animal i'm wary of is the Komodo Dragon

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quick war story

Once on a blade hunt. I got too close to one of the larger dragons with my knife and it tried to bite me. I was able to deftly dispatch the creature with the usage of my blade. Being trained in APACHE blade since I was a wee lad TBH it was kinda easy. it wasn't until later that i learned how close i came to death apparently these creature breathe fire and can burn you alive to death.

So what beastie from the kingdom Animalia scares you?

...looking for honesty here boys.
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Literally none of this...
 
mb23100 said:
If it was a skunk they would have shot it
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I'll scream like a mom in the ghetto whos son just got shot if I see a snake
 
I was surprised until I saw it was in Germany then I was surprised no more. They should consider changing their name from Germany to Cuckistan.
 
Jack Handy jr said:
Once on a blade hunt. I got too close to one of the larger dragons with my knife and it tried to bite me. I was able to deftly dispatch the creature with the usage of my blade. Being trained in APACHE blade since I was a wee lad TBH it was kinda easy. it wasn't until later that i learned how close i came to death apparently these creature breathe fire and can burn you alive to death.
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Jack Handy jr said:
...looking for honesty here boys.
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Grey Squirels have piqued my interest in firearms.

Been following this dude for the past few days after the Squirrels ran a consecutive pogroms on my back deck.
 
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