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Yes, this is horrible news. It is summer and you are out chasing the muff around...
you pick up old Mary-Jane Rottencrotch and take her to the lake to fingerbang her in your mom's SUV.
Then you drive her down past the guy who lives in a van down by the river to the lake to make out and you roll into the lake and drown
This is what the world is coming to and we are all dying one second at a time.
Now, here is the sad news---see video
story
http://www.dailywire.com/news/17746/couple-russia-got-romantic-back-seat-car-then-chase-stephens
A young physical education teacher and his girlfriend decided to end their evening with a frisky romp in the backseat of his car down by the lake. Tragically, that decision cost them their lives.
Relatives of Evgeny Chernov and Yana Kryuchkova, both 22, reported the couple missing after they failed to return from their day trip to the picturesque lake in the Volograd region. They had taken their Niva, a small Russian-made 2-door SUV, up to the lakeside area where police said the couple parked and began having sex in the back seat.
While the two were energetically engaged in their lovemaking, the vehicle began to roll toward the water.
According to The Mirror:
Detectives say the couple were "making love on the back seat when the car was parked near the lake," according to local reports.
The car had been left in "neutral gear," but their passionate movements jolted the Niva so it edged forwards into the lake near Elan.
'The lovers were shaking the car and it rolled down to the water," said a report by local news site Bloknot Volgograd.
"The young man and his girl failed to get out of the SUV in the water."
A social media posting by a friend said: "We will remember you!!! so young!
"Rest in peace... You are in our hearts forever..."
you pick up old Mary-Jane Rottencrotch and take her to the lake to fingerbang her in your mom's SUV.
Then you drive her down past the guy who lives in a van down by the river to the lake to make out and you roll into the lake and drown
This is what the world is coming to and we are all dying one second at a time.
Now, here is the sad news---see video
story
http://www.dailywire.com/news/17746/couple-russia-got-romantic-back-seat-car-then-chase-stephens
A young physical education teacher and his girlfriend decided to end their evening with a frisky romp in the backseat of his car down by the lake. Tragically, that decision cost them their lives.
Relatives of Evgeny Chernov and Yana Kryuchkova, both 22, reported the couple missing after they failed to return from their day trip to the picturesque lake in the Volograd region. They had taken their Niva, a small Russian-made 2-door SUV, up to the lakeside area where police said the couple parked and began having sex in the back seat.
While the two were energetically engaged in their lovemaking, the vehicle began to roll toward the water.
According to The Mirror:
Detectives say the couple were "making love on the back seat when the car was parked near the lake," according to local reports.
The car had been left in "neutral gear," but their passionate movements jolted the Niva so it edged forwards into the lake near Elan.
'The lovers were shaking the car and it rolled down to the water," said a report by local news site Bloknot Volgograd.
"The young man and his girl failed to get out of the SUV in the water."
A social media posting by a friend said: "We will remember you!!! so young!
"Rest in peace... You are in our hearts forever..."
