Make up a Clippy-esque thread title

[Roca]

The thread, I mean. Was just wondering if it was your thread. Also wondering if you're Clippy's alt. Or a clippy knockoff. A poor mans Clippy, if you will. Maybe change your name to Staple.

I was hear first dammit I'm no knockoff.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I was hear first dammit I'm no knockoff.

 

[ShinkanPo]

I think my Fat Neck is causing me to have bad odors can I use a foot spray because that is the only thing I have?

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

"Is spicy food less HOT in Canada"?

 

[Roca]

On the plus side if @Clippy is gone I can change my av back and weasel out of our next bet

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

"Why can't they put a dick hole in the front and back of boxers so if u put your underwear on backwards u can still pee?"

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

On the plus side if @Clippy is gone I can change my av back and weasel out of our next bet

I think your av is awesome man I'd keep it

 

[Roca]

I think your av is awesome man I'd keep it

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Trimmed my toe-nails last night before bed and this morning, they're really long again.
Did I time travel or something? How could they grow so much overnight?
Anyone else have this situation?

This one really sounds like CLIPPY.

 

[lsa]

@lsa

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

"When I was driving in the car today I saw a garbage pale lid sitting on the side of the road and thought it would look nice as a hat."

 

[Clippy]

Just found out I'm dead



This sucks

 

[BisexualMMA]

Just found out I'm dead



This sucks

 

[Roca]

 

[Tentacle]

"My dog walked a way from a fight in the dog park, Is it wrong that I feel ashamed?"

 

[Lovestorm]

Accidentally Renamed My Neighbour's Goat: Can They Sue Me?

- Clippy

 

[RockstarChris]

Why don't they make right turns in Nascar?

 

[JosephDredd]

"I want to punch someone in the face, but i don't know if I want to pay for it. Should I get a hooker?"

Clippy secretly has a dark side.

 

[ralphc1]

Why is it called peanut butter when there's no butter in peanut butter?

Stolen from the missing peanut butter thread.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I recently started picking my nose with Q Tips