Make up a Clippy-esque thread title

[EvilDDS]

Or a title of

“I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time, halp!”

 

[ToxicShocker]

 

[Tentacle]

This deserves a bump.

 

[CoolB]

There's one on the front page now.

My Friend Ate Donuts He Found On the Road. What would you do?

 

[THE Red Beard]

I'm bumping this to update it.

@Clippy - "One of my Clipmas lights is out in one bulb only. Is there something I can buy to fix this??? I know nothing."

"I asked a homeless guy for money yesterday and he laughed. Am I poor?"

"I think my cat is plotting to take over the party garage."

"Why aren't donuts square for dunking purposes?"

"My work server is blocking Sherdog. Haaaaaalp!!!"

 

[Luthien]

RIP TS

 

[Clippy]

RIP TS

I know

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

RIP TS

You can't kill the undead.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie.
Yet with strange eons even Clippy may eat some pumpkin pie. "

Unless he prefers sweet potato pie

 

[jigoku05]

"What if Birds aren't singing and are actually screaming because they are afraid of heights?"

"What if the only reason we can't walk through mirrors is because our reflection is blocking us?"

"If boobs were square, would they would look like Legos?"

"What if Rocks are actually soft and they just tense up when we touch them?"

That sounds more like Jaden Smith.

 

[DoomPatrol]

I've never seen such a large group of guys collectively suck one man's dick as much as you suck @Clippy s dick. Seriously, he's a nice guy, but you fucking guys are seriously lame.

 

[Clippy]

I've never seen such a large group of guys collectively suck one man's dick as much as you suck @Clippy s dick. Seriously, he's a nice guy, but you fucking guys are seriously lame.

Sorry your dick is so dry bro

 

[Horse Style]

I've never seen such a large group of guys collectively suck one man's dick as much as you suck @Clippy s dick. Seriously, he's a nice guy, but you fucking guys are seriously lame.

Do you ever stop crying?

 

[DoomPatrol]

Sorry your dick is so dry bro

Do you ever stop crying?

If that's what you think then you must only frequent retarded threads.

 

[Horse Style]

If that's what you think then you must only frequent retarded threads.

I guess that's a "no"

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I'm filing a restraining order on @Clippy the Mauler

Part time cage fighter, part time University archaeology professor, part time adventurer, part time.

 

[DoomPatrol]

I guess that's a "no"

I guess that's an admission to only participating in retarded threads because I'm literally posting in another thread this morning telling funny stories.

 

[Alphaboy]

I feel bad for @Clippy now he has a high bar set and each new thread is burdened with having to live up to a reputation, without sounding like a parody.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I guess that's an admission to only participating in retarded threads because I'm literally posting in another thread this morning telling funny stories.

*gay stories


Let’s be honest here

 

[DoomPatrol]

*gay stories


Let’s be honest here

Gay and beastiality you prick.

 

[TSO]

Do you ever stop crying?

You should see how much he cries in 9/11 conspiracy threads.