Mackenzie Dern - The Kid from the Favela

[Coolidge]

ITT: A guy who is apparently from Arizona shitting on America because he travels and a whole lot of "do you even language bro?"

Another winner thread from Sherdog.

Haven't read it yet, but let me take a wild guess: 'Kenetics'?

 

[UL]

Why is this shit full of bs thread here still?

Mods seem to delete or move good threads and keep the shit around

 

[UL]

Wow! Dern already has this many haters? Good for her... She'll be rich before thirty like Ronda.

LOL

Casual detected

 

[LiveFreeorDie]

from the favela? she grew up in fucking Arizona lmao.

Arizona is one giant favela.

 

[executionermma]

She's inexperienced in MMA and her striking looked quite effective. It's rare for chicks to hold a lot of power and she seems really explosive with an aggressive mindset. If she learns some more defense, which she will, she's going to be a real threat to everyone. Her athleticism is really high up there and she's the most skilled in her specialty.

Are you trying to defend the idea of Dern being better than 72 girls at MMA roster? Ok, i'm done, talk about that with the other fans of the new Rousey, i don't have to read that stupidity

 

[Slick_36]

Are you trying to defend the idea of Dern being better than 72 girls at MMA roster? Ok, i'm done, talk about that with the other fans of the new Rousey, i don't have to read that stupidity

You already read it, silly. You act like these divisions are stacked or something. We'll see what happens, I don't think she runs through title fights in less than 30 seconds, but I don't think she quits with a loss or two either. She's not Ronda, she's her own person. You're awfully upset over nothing.

 

[Koro_11]

Man @Koro_11 or someone said tits 6/10 the other day, what a nut

And? What would you rate them?

 

[SugarKrok]

As a fan of WMMA particularly in the UFC, the only thing I have to say is FUCK THIS Bitch and her shitty ass fans.

 

[Deleted member 510653]

I'm tired of Sherdog nerds spamming threads about this girl every 15 minutes

Get a girlfriend or go look at porn

It's getting played out and annoying

Some nobody ass bjj woman who takes selfies that cheeto fingered, marlboro red smoking, grape fanta guzzling, Sherdog neckbeards are infatuated with

Get a life

 

[hot carl]

Dern isn't a Brazilian lol she was born and raised in America

You mean, she's the female Cain?

 

[Fergelmince]

from the favela? she grew up in fucking Arizona lmao.

this chick is so fake

even her accent is fake

WTF??? She was born and grew up in the US but her accent is changing to that of a brazillian???

 

[hot carl]

I'm tired of Sherdog nerds spamming threads about this girl every 15 minutes

Get a girlfriend or go look at porn

It's getting played out and annoying

Some nobody ass bjj woman who takes selfies that cheeto fingered, marlboro red smoking, grape fanta guzzling, Sherdog neckbeards are infatuated with

Get a life

Woah.

Why drag Cheetos in to this? They are delicious and nutritious.

 

[The Best JG]

And? What would you rate them?

They are fucking nice tits man they are like an 8

 

[Coolidge]

I'm tired of Sherdog nerds spamming threads about this girl every 15 minutes

Get a girlfriend or go look at porn

It's getting played out and annoying

Some nobody ass bjj woman who takes selfies that cheeto fingered, marlboro red smoking, grape fanta guzzling, Sherdog neckbeards are infatuated with

Get a life

I prefer Orange Fanta.

 

[Deleted member 519031]

tip a family size bucket of kfc into a stinky, barnacled fishermans net, then when the time is just right snare all these fucking dern posts and post starters and drag them over to the wasteland. they can be gently deprived of oxygen over there

 

[justblaze717]

Why are you so triggered about how she speaks? People on the internet waste time arguing about the dumbest things.

You don't know her, will never talk to her, and she doesn't know you exist.

 

[Balistic]

this chick is so fake

True that...by 2018 she's gonna need a translator for interviews....

 

[StraightleftKO]

Disrespectful to Aldo and Conor.

 

[Koro_11]

They are fucking nice tits man they are like an 8

I don’t know, if a 10 is a perfect set, and a 1 is a flat chest, then an 8 would have to be considered a great rack, pretty close to perfect and I just don’t see it.

So for a 10 they would have to be pretty big tits, but of course it wouldn't all be about size but also shape and proportion to the rest of your body.
So to me a 10 in the rack department would be something like this.

A 9 would be something like this.

8.

7.

And I see Dern as a 6, something like this, which is not bad.

But in the end it’s all about your taste. She does nothing for me tho and I think her tits are just above average, so ya a 6.

 

[Askafan]

I think the correct spelling is Falafel?