Mackenzie Dern Guarantees she won't miss weight again

Inner monologue: Treadmill... Or double mastectomy?

Hmm...

"Hello, Doctor?"
 
Is she moving to Featherweight? If so, don't like her chances against Cyborg.
 
While she seems honest, I would refrain from making such promise.

UFC invited her, and she accepted. That's a good step, a humble step.
But from there to guarantee..... not such a good idea.

Now she has no excuses
 
She had so much excess body fat that she could easily lose without getting a professional nutritionist. Just burn more calories than you consume, you heffer.
 
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Are they gonna measure her overhand right power in car-units ? I wonder how close it is to a Ford Escort
 
whew thank goodness thats solved



<Lmaoo>
 
Talking to Ariel, she says she is going to stay at straw weight, and that she plans on enlisting the help of the UFCs Performance Institute.

Do they have decent nutritionists there?

Will be interesting to see if she can uphold her promise with proper training and dietary protocols in place.

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Was going to say Dern at Featherweight confirmed until I read she plans on staying at SW.
 
McKenzie should fight at a heavier weight. It is a known fact that when a women losses a lot of weight, her breasts are one of the main places that they lose it. That would be a shame. Now Miesha Tate had implants, so she did not have to worry about that, but Dern's are real so the veiwing audience will have to suffer! Please move up McKenzie, it's what your fans want!
 
She has about 2 more chances according to how UFC usually handles these things.

Personally I hope she keeps missing by more and more and more
 
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Only way I could believe this if she is announcing a move to 145
 
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