Machida Is Friends With Monkeys

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  1. Coolidge Afro-Centric At Heart

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    An interesting blast from the past.

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    I love that man.
     
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    i really expected a racist post here
     
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    So the obvious question is, how does monkey urine aid in recovery after training?
     
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    But did he drink their pee?

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    Save beer money by drinking piss, to take zoo trips?
     
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    Boyfriend material RIGHT there
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    I'd be careful, I've seen those monkeys bite and claw some drunk guy in a Brazilian zoo, I believe, and his arm was torn to shreds. Required stitches.

    But yeah, any animal lover is good only book.
     
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  10. binny I'll beat your ass if you jump on my couch.

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    He better stop before he becomes a fiend. Like a tooth fairy, only you leave a bag of piss under your pillow or gun to your head he's gonna do it.
     
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    Yes, but was he a master of the crane kick?
     
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    The Machida Piss Fairy
     
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    That's a good point. I thought he was a drunken master, but turns out he was just a drunk old man.
     
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    Speaking of which, I've always thought that drunken style could be an effective weapon in an MMA match.
     
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    It really could, but it would require a Jackie Chan level athlete. Too bad MMA wasn't big in Jackie's hey day.
     
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    Yuuup, my man Lyoto is a Zen master. The animal kingdom knows.

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    I was expecting these guys maxresdefault-3.jpg
     
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