Lina Lansberg Superstar v1.0

[Xuh]

In today's world UFC is MMA and they own all the fighters. There are no big stars left out there who could come in and headline a UFC card straight away - not even Fedor - right?

- WRONG! there is one, and only one, superstar with such presence they can jump straight into the UFC and headline a card on their debut, such is their drawing power, and that is...
Lina Lansberg!

Not Conor, not Brock, not GSP, not Jones, certainly not Joanna Jedrzrzczk or whatever it is, not anybody could do this. Except for one.

Get on the bandwagon now so you can say 'I was there' to your kids and 'I told you so' to the casuals when the 'Elbow Princess' elbows Cyborg from Brazil into bolivian.
Cybros - sign in for future shaming.

The last thing Guyborg will ever see​

 

[Vulcan]

she is a pretty milf

 

[DannyNL]

She's going to wake up in the hospital with faint recollections of getting beat up by Wanderlei in drag.

 

[J. Bernie Cunningham]

Haven't been rooting for an upset this hard since Rousey.

Send the cheating coward back to where she belongs Lansberg! It'll.make you a star!....for like a month.

 

[chunglii]

She purdy

 

[AlteredStates]

Actually considering putting some money on Lansberg, it's worth the shot considering the odds.

 

[Drake]

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Cyborg eats hype trains for breakfast

 

[Dead Kennedy]

We get it, you wanna fuck her...

 

[Eater of Souls]

She's going to wake up in the hospital with faint recollections of getting beat up by Wanderlei in drag.

Well, fuck.

 

[lalaland]

I hope she gets a decent pay day when Cyborg misses weight.

 

[The guest]

 

[Svithjod]

Elbow princess by TKO (elbows)

 

[mikehunt]

 

[jack87]

Sacrificial lamb

 

[Xuh]

Right elbow hospital, left elbow cemetery.

 

[Xuh]

Lina is ready to throw down any place, any time, anyhow.
Here she is ready to throw down with some random on the street just for taking a photo!

This was probably the mean streets of Malmo where Lina trains, which according to political experts such as can be found in the Sherdog War Room is the toughest place in the world to be a woman. Lina is going to elbow dat favela privilege out of silver-spoon Cyborg. Always back the rougher, hungrier fighter.

 

[DynamicFastener]

She's going to wake up in the hospital with faint recollections of getting beat up by Wanderlei in drag.

Fuck you - spit coffee out.

 

[chaoticmayhem]

She's an awkward fighter. Not an athlete in any sense of the word. She's a 135er so she's going to be outweighed by 20+ lbs. She has no power in her hands. She has no ground game. She's not even early prelim worthy, much less a headliner. She's only fought in amateur level organizations against amateur level opponents. She's only had 7 pro fights. She has no chance of winning unless Cyborg breaks her leg walking to the octagon. This fight is a joke.

 

[Goatenstein]

She's an awkward fighter. Not an athlete in any sense of the word. She's a 135er so she's going to be outweighed by 20+ lbs. She has no power in her hands. She has no ground game. She's not even early prelim worthy, much less a headliner. She's only fought in amateur level organizations against amateur level opponents. She's only had 7 pro fights. She has no chance of winning unless Cyborg breaks her leg walking to the octagon. This fight is a joke.

Do you know what only means?