Let's make puns

Why does a rock group, consisting of a bunch of fat guys, play faster than anyone else?

Because of the higher band width.

Made that up right now, not sure if it classifies as a pun
 
My wife said to me that the spark between us was gone.

So I tasered her.

I'll ask here again when she wakes up
 
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?

Your Honor.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Senator.
 
I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun had gone.



Then it dawned on me.....
 
why did the bike fall over?

because it was 2 tired! <Lmaoo>


why should you never gamble in africa?

because there is a lot of cheetahs! <45>
 
I know constipation must be a pain in your ass. But Diahrea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
 
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My old vacuum cleaner aged like my wife.

Sucked less but got louder and louder...
 
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If pro football player A.J.Hawk had gone to the university of kansas, he'd have been A Jayhawk
 
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I truly love this one because it has two puns and a Beatles reference.

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You know why kids pick their nose and eat it?
They think it's candy but it's snot.
 
Got a new job cleaning mirrors...
...I'm pleased as its something I can see myself doing.

@Hotora86
 
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