Not sure ifTrue story:
I was getting a massage last night.
I was laying on my front, and then after massaging my back she pulled down my underwear to reveal my buttcheeks.
She then took a piece of tissue paper and put it between my buttcheeks.
I said "what the hell are u doing?"
To which she replied "this is a deep tissue massage"
Mekka? Speaking of travel, he who goes through an airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.Kudos for actually reading them all... looking back, I completely unloaded on your thread, overkill if I ever saw one... I just love puns so much and I know so many... I saw the thread title and thought "this is my Mekka" and just went full postwhore.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food. I eat it.I'm a light eater - as soon as it’s light, I start eating.
Forgot to mention that it was at home and it was my wife.If hot then pics or GTFO.
If wife is hot then pics or GTFO.Forgot to mention that it was at home and it was my wife.
I don't think a professional masseuse would make that kind of stupid pun lol