Guitarist cant make a living off music.
Stole it from here:
Some others (from the same guy):
- What do you say when you see a beautiful girl on the arm of a guitar player?
Nice tattoo
- How can a guitar player earn 1 million dollars?
Start with 2 millions and try to make a living playing guitar.
- How do you get a guitar player out of your porch?
Pay for your pizza
- Whats the difference between a couch and a guitar player?
The couch can support a family.
- How do you know there is a lead singer on the front door?
They dont have idea what the key is and they dont know when to come in.
- What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Homeless